"Comrades, whatever happened to 'redistribution of medal wealth?' I don't think this situation is covered in the latest 5 Year Plan"
I've got to stop eating so much "Cracker Jack",the prizes are getting out of hand.The peanuts are the best part.
There is more on the backside girls! There is a joke Breznev had a chest expansion operation he could have more medals on his chest...
Comrades, you must not be so critical for our commissar giving us medals for making our beds.....for most of the war, we didn't sleep in a bed!!!