You know why I beat Hitler, because my manhood is this big. History has shown us if you got a big one your a winner. Party Members start clapping.
(sung) Eef yuer are happy and you know it clap yuer hans! Eef yuer then you show it clap yuer hands! Eef you like not beeing in gulag clap yuer hands!...
"Ach no. I get this a lot, I'm Marlon Bowman,this on my sleeve? it's just a soup stain.... errr, Isn't the Pampas looking lovely for the time of year."
Richard, looking at the Za's rules I think the thread has already gone astray. So I'll kindly usurp the next turn. This one has potential.