Caption contest!

Mussolini - "I can't wait to give you a big sloppy kiss you sexy beast.”

Hitler – “I love it when you talk dirty.”

 

"A 99 Flake & two of them Orange Lollies please mister."

 

"Call me when you get there, will ya?"

 

" You forgot the ticket home, ha? "

 

"Feeling a little blue today Adolf?"

 

" Remember, told you you´d have to look up when I arrive..."

 

"Hey ! Boy ! Hurry up and bring my luggages over here quick before the train leaves ! "

 

Oh yes Adolf, I will marry you

 

" Adolf Hitler, we hereby sentence you to 30 years of meat and vodka!"

 

So, heer Docktor Rogane, you say your experiments at Dachau have led to a cure for male pattern baldness. Wonderful! Forward this cure immediately to this committee!

(See! It is all a Nazi conspiricy today....)

 

Bormann: "if I punch Hess hard enough I can take out Dr. Frank in the same move".

Later

 

Hess "Right Mr Schickelgruber, everything seems to be in order, I look forward to seeing you on Monday morning." Uses intercom: "Miss Braun, you can send away the other candidates for dictator now thankyou."

Alternatively:

"Now Adolf, you don't mind if we call you Adolf? You're work hasn't been going too well recently and we're going to have to let you go."

 

The three unwise monkeys see evil hear evil and do evil.

 

" So Mr Speer. One of these bullets will ensure my death in case I have to commit suicide?"

 

"Hey, is that the M-47 model von Rundsedt is supposed to show Peiper in that Battle of rhe Bulge film?"

 

"Does it come with Batteries? Eva's awfully attached to her Rabbit."

 

Von Poop should be declared winner right now!

Later

 

Hitler - "Albert I can not use these big crayons to colour my little model tank."

 

Albert, I believe it is the tank that is suppose to be larger than the bullets or my name is not GROFAZ!

 

These shells are filty! Next time I come to inspect something I expect them to be in dress uniform, lined up by height, and saluting properly! Take the engineers who this up out and have them shot!