Good news today boys, we all get a change of underwear.... Konrad, you change with Oskar Manfred, you change with Albrecht Fritz, you change with Viktor Johann.....
"But I do not wear underwear Herr Feldwebel, who should I change with?" "Nobody would change with you Schmitt, you disgust us with your decadent ways..." I must have looked at that picture 100 times and have only just noticed the reason for their shenanigans may actually be in the frame, not the healthiest looking Bridge is it... :
"I'm sorry Zaberov, but I asked for a chilled LATTE! Not a hot coffee with cream. Now go clean yourself up before I slap you" hehe EDIT: thats for first picture
For Grant's picture of a Sherman: From a German training manual: The above picture shows using large white stars the best aiming points for your 88mm antitank gun.
Soldier: What are you doing? Your majesty. Prince: I just want to make sure they are real with my royal fingers, the army won't tolerate any fake breasts.
Charles: Oh my how that medal has made your chest swell! And what do we have here?!...... Guy in formation to her right: Oh God don't do it! My wille is already about to break my zipper!
August 1944 Eisenhower´s new decision " What? I get all the fuel and Monty gets none?! Great balls of fire!"