Thought you Gents would enjoy this. I'm retired now. Retired working people frequently ask retired people how to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there was a Policeman writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi" He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. I called him a "Doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and placed it onto the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket and this went on fro about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus. The car he was putting the tickets on, had a bumper sticker that said "hillery in 08." **I try to have a little fun each day now that i'm retired and it is important to stay healthy.** Heh heh, poor policeman--some do NOT get paid enough.
Lol, better watch out for who you vote. C. Evans is in town! I'm surprised you could actually call all these names without being arrested.
Poor policeman?? How about the poor individual who is now stuck paying the tickets thanks to your remarks?!?!?!
I must say Slonisp is right. It is funny, but not for the person who got the tickets. If I were that person, I would use my shopping bill to prove I could not have been the one having an argument with the policeman by comparing times on the bills and on the tickets.
I feel the same way for that poor old chicken being made to cross the road so often, and as for dogs with no nose... it's just plain cruel... Don't despair for the injustice chaps, this joke was first hand-tooled by Mr Algernon twicenightly in Toronto in 1907. Oft adapted it remains funny but I promise you; It is a joke. Cheers, Adam.
Heh heh heh it wasn't me guys--honest. I got this as an email from a friend in Washington a few days ago. Von Poop is correct in his reply on this. Thanks Miller. Skipper, there is a fine line on how you can go about insulting a policeman--and depending also on how you do it and how much paitience the guy has--will depend on if you will be spending the night in jail or not. For instance: you can't just flat out call him an a$$hole, but you can say (out loud of course) that you can THINK about him being an a$$hole. ) Za, I appreciate that ;-D But hope you guys got a good laugh out of it.
that's right you morons don't mess with us old folk .............. bodily no, mentally yes ! ~ ah what is today ? thanks C that is an old one but a good one, was sent to me by a former P-38 pilot from the 20th fg last year and I cracked up big time
Hi E, Skipper, E, glad to anytime my effendi ;-)) Skipper, you hang around as Amerikaner long enough, you will be able to see our brand of humor easily enough ;-))
