The "wish" with consequences game

I wish there would be no weekdays.

 

Granted, the week only has two days and you still need to get all your work done on Saturday and Sunday.

I wish for world peace.

 

Granted, but another world (carnivores) attacks and this one becomes slaves and cattle.


I wish I was Immune to all diseases/disorders/malfunctions/aging know and unknown to the human body/mind.

 

Granted. You out live your re-tirement funds and have to panhandle on the streets for money.

I wish summer was over.

 

Granted. It is winter forever!

I wish for fame.

 

Grated but it is only 15 minutes of fame.

I wish I had infinite space o my hard drive.

 

Granted. You feel really happy, and, in your happiness, fall off a bridge. You die a hideous watery death.

I wish I had a factory making sprite for me!

 

Granted, but you have to sell all your property just to keep the factory running.
I wish Stain could come back to life and become my best friend.

 

Granted. But, the police find out and arrest you for being a pervert. You become "Bubba's" new 'virgin girlfriend."

I wish I didn't have to go to the store for more beer right now seeing as how I'm on my last one....

 

Granted, but as you come home with the purchased beer, you turn on the TV and a news bulletin comes on and says that beer and alcohol of all sorts have now become legal and drinking one or having alcoholic beverages with you, is punishable by death.. and you then hear a knock on the door, and its not your neighbor!

I wish I could create a time machine and see the battle of Waterloo.

 

Granted but there's no way to return. "There's no such thing (non-combatants) today sonny" We Were Soldiers

I wish my wife didn't want to watch West Side Story tonight

 

Granted, she watches the East Side Story but when it hits 12:01 she watches the west.

I wish I could walk the world in 1 day.

 

Granted. But you have to walk in German jack boots and now you have huge blisters and won't be able to walk for 6months.

I wish I had a bigger TV to watch football.

 

Granted, it's now the size of a drive-in screen, but all you can get is "Pee-Wee" football.

I wish I never did, nor will I ever have to watch another chick-flick (fat chance), and be asked what I liked about it (white lie) again !

 

Granted, but you must see all the movies ever created locked into a chair and you suddenly can't blink.

I wish I didn't have to do my damn calculus homework.

 

Moose Jaw.. I like it there.. very isolated.

Granted but the beer is instead full of Mercury!

I wish I could survive in outer space.

 

Granted but you become a lifeless organism which does nothing but double in size and then split into two to once again roam the universe alone and purposeless.

I wish I could tour all the WWII battlefields in Europe without worrying about the cost.

 

Granted. You are transported back in time to experiance them first hand as a basic infantryman. You are no longer worried about the cost, just about surviving until tomorrow!

I wish I had more than two options....