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The Impending Zombie Hordes

Discussion in 'Free Fire Zone' started by Peppy, Sep 28, 2007.

  1. Peppy

    Peppy Idi Admin

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    Well it looks like it started, it is only a matter of time before we have hordes of the undead swarming overland from South America:

    BBC NEWS | Americas | Scores ill in Peru 'meteor crash'

    Clearly, this is starting, so we Rogues better get our acts together if we want to survive the onslaught. You should also check the Free Fire Zone frequently for updates on the global Zombie situation. I am a Zombie insider, and will be posting threads updating the situation. Buy a wireless satellite laptop so you can access ww2f.com, it may be your only chance for survival. While all of this is a good start, we seriously need to start discussing more strategies to ensure that we can kick serious un-dead ass and all make it out alive. I'll start with two off the top of my head:

    1. Invest in a suit of shark-diving armor.It's basically light-weight chain mail, and If it can stop sharks from eating you, it will sure as heck stop Zombie teeth from ripping into your flesh. Combo it up with Finnegan's improvised armor for lvl 10 Zombie invincibility.

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    2. Get yourself an AA 12.Finally, the brute force of a shotgun has been combined with the rapid-firing and high clip load of an assault rifle.

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    Watch the f#ck out Zombies!

    Peppy >>> has been secretly hoping for a Zombie outbreak his whole life, he can't wait for the slaughter to begin.
     
  2. Peppy

    Peppy Idi Admin

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    FYI, this thread is for Za, to make his mind of life's bullsh!t.

    Ooops! I almost forgot, we will need to collect females to repopulate the earth. Dr. Strangelove's plan on "10 females for every male" should do fine. They will of course need to be desireable to promote the repopulation. :cutie:
     
  3. von Poop

    von Poop Waspish

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    :eek:
    I'm now tempted to order myself one of the famous (infamous?) 'Project Grizzly' suits.

    YouTube - Troy Hurtubise: Project Grizzly :D

    Or if a fire-breathing mutation develops maybe one of the inventors anti-flame suits?

    Decisions decisions.
     
  4. Richard

    Richard Expert

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    Nuke them all. ;)
     
  5. Martin Bull

    Martin Bull Acting Wg. Cdr

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    Too late - the UK has been full of Zombies for years.....:(
     
  6. Otto

    Otto GröFaZ Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    I've be worried about this for a while now. Sever the head or destroy the brain. Don't use fire against them. Buy a water filtration system. etc.
     
  7. Za Rodinu

    Za Rodinu Aquila non capit muscas

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    One thing's not clear though. Which side are those zombies on? Are they going, together with the dregs of Germany, and the Western Allies invade the Soviet Union?
     
  8. von Poop

    von Poop Waspish

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    I hear a rumour that a base in Iceland is their destination....
     
  9. Mussolini

    Mussolini Gaming Guru WW2|ORG Editor

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    Has Peppy per-chance read The Zombie Survival Guide and / or World War Z by Max Brooks?

    Heres the link to the World War Z book - very well written!
     
  10. Stefan

    Stefan Cavalry Rupert

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    The Max Brooks books are excellent, a group of us have read them both and now have zombie survival kits and several contingency plans just in case.
     
  11. skunk works

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  12. Herr Oberst

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    Well I prefer the Cal .50 Beowulf from Alexander Arms LLC when dispatching end to the undead, Hollow point of course:) More bang for your buck;)

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  13. Peppy

    Peppy Idi Admin

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    That's a good choice Herr Oberst. A reliable and powerful semi-automatic weapon will serve you well in the upcoming battles. Just make sure you have lots of ammunition, a maintenance kit and some spare parts.

    Richard, aside from the initial blast, nuclear weapons don't work very well against the undead, as the atomic aftermath does not effect them, will injure the living and damage the earth so that much needed resources are unavailable to people like myself who will need it.
     
  14. Slipdigit

    Slipdigit Good Ol' Boy Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    So if we're wearing these zoot suits, we'd better hope the Zombie Hordes are only wielding baseball bats and 2x4s?

    That last fellow on the vid, after he fell down, could he get back up? I doubt it, he could barely walk.
     
  15. Hawkerace

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    I'd whip out some double mini-chainsaws thank you very much
     
  16. Herr Oberst

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    Or use the predictably sacrificed gorgeous girl in a bikini, name your horror flick, to lure the undead into a vast chamber of liquid nitrogen, then instigate a turkey shoot with various small arms and voila zombie soup.:D

    there is of course a small consulting fee....
     

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