Ranting and Raving

I got the answer for you, run of the mill toilet paper can cut your backside like a paper cut.

I'm all so naffed off, I have to attend a one day course this Friday in how to use a photo copying machine and how to sit right in a office chair.

Time to get the old pump action out. :shotgun:

 

From PC to totally racist now: YOUTUBE MEMBERS! The scum of the earth them lot. The few sane people have a hard time battling it out with all the Neo-Nazis that lurk on that corner of the internet.

 

Pollen. I hate this time of the year. Everything here is blooming and the pollen is everywhere. My eyes water, don't bother trying to keep your vehicle clean. The next day
it'll be yellow. I have my windows open because it's nice out, and now my window blinds
have that yellow crap on them.
Great, more chores to do.

 

Yup....me too....what do you take? I love spring and the warm weather but hate pollen....how about them gutters....like yellow Elmers....Spring and Fall....let's hope not off the ladder

Better not to tell them about that white coat of yours

 

Ok, now this one really makes my head boil.

YOu buy a games, get it home and find out there is no cd, theu forgot, then you realise that they are closed and have to wait to the next working day. I hate that.

 

my postman is a pain in the !!!! not only does he turn up after lunch but he also complains about everybody mainly me to the council all the time as he is a local parish counciler. so i complained to his manager at royal mail he is a postman i said tell him to deliver the bloody post! and if he dare knock on my door today he better have some postal matter to discuss or else

 

Speaking of postmen, ours left the front gate open this morning!

 

What about this for a binload of sh***?
Gay Heathrow security guard wins £30,000 sex case after colleague wobbled her breasts at him | the Daily Mail

 

Visine eye drops and constant splashing water in my eyes so far.


I hate people yaking on their cell phones while driving. They are usually doing 5-10 mph under the speed limit, never notice when the stoplight changes and/or never look when
they change lanes.

 

Yeah, that's crazy.

 

A new pet peeve of mine, is to hear a person who lives in this Country and benefits from this Country and then bad-mouths it everytime they have a chance to do so. :headbash: :headbash: :headbash: :headbash: :headbash:

 

Oh, I'm used to it Carl; the Looney Left in Britain have been nothing doing else since c.1969.

 

Hi Gordon, I really feel sorry for you as well as gents like Richard, Paul etc, who have to put up with it. It's been getting really bad here for about the past 5-8 years or so.

Here is s short one for you. Several months ago, I was making a delivery to a business dropping off a large box of whatever was in it, and almost dropped this box of goodies when I happened to look to my right, and saw that that was where the restrooms were located. The thing that made me almost drop what I was carrying , was when I saw that there were THREE restrooms. One labled Men, the other labled Women, and the one in the middle was labled......Unisex.

I was so tempted to ask for the key to the Unisex restroom-just so I could see what "equipment" was in there. However, I was too short on time to inquire-so I never asked to see if I could look in there.

 

I am sick of this gay agenda in this country, ramming there BS in our faces. You can not fart without them jumping up & down and demanding compensation along with you being shoved on some course how to be nice to gays.


PS: Who ever it is behind this agenda I am not amused.

 

Lol.....Spot the Looney....sorry you transatlantic cousins are probably sick to death of Monty Python

Gordon you are cool, very stylish avatar, I am big fan of the Avengers, especially the 60s version of Dianna Rigg. Although Liz Hurley fits the successor role in the catsuit

Come on guys didn't you know that Liberal tolerance was a one way street?

I guess you chaps have your fair share(poor choice of words) of ambulance chasers in the UK.

A pint in the Pub will ease the sting

 

Aye, Ally McBeal has a lot to answer for. Used to be a nightclub in Edinburgh with unisex toilets a few years back, a la Ally McBeal; it didn't last long.
Also in Edinburgh, the city council opened unisex toilets in Princes St Gardens a few years ago during the festival...for the Bangkok Ladyboys who always play gigs in the city, and there was a silhouette of one of 'em as the symbol! We're talking TV and Press coverage here and ex-Provost Eric Milligan didn't even have the decency to look embarrassed.
Herr Oberst,
BBC4 in Britain started repeating the first colour episodes again last night, but I missed it. Hopefully repeated again over the weekend.

 

Does make you wonder though, does it mean that next time someone does something I find offensive I can sue them? Talk about free money!

 

I was right, should had bought the old pump action with me. :shotgun:

Two and half hours of mind numbing boredom, coffee was nice.

Man you should have seen what this women was doing to this backbone she bought with her, it would had made your eyes pop out there sockets. That was about how to seat in a office chair which was the only highlight before we all fell asleep well almost.

 

Nice! If he wasn't attracted to it would it be sexual harassment. I mean maybe fingers do it for me, if someone waved a finger at me would that be sexual harassment?

Yeah?! Cant we all just get along?