I loved that part : "I'll try and explain how this felt. Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine it's Christmas morning and you're sat their with your final present to open. It's a big one, and you know what it is. It's that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about. Only you open the present and it's not in there. It's your hamster Richard. It's your hamster in the box and it's not breathing. That's how I felt "
Funniest thing I've read in a long time, fall down funny stuff. It's too bad SNL and other so called comedy shows can't create anything this funny. That letter was a lot like a Monty Python skit, brilliant and well executed.
"Dear Ozjohn39...about last night...." Cut it out, your a BLOKE!!! .....and a POM by the llook of it! I do have SOME standards! ;-) John.
Blimey, aint these aussies touchy..... I was just going to say before I was cut off by the blackberry....about last night...the kangaroo has been in touch with me and I am having to forward her complaint to the relevant authorities. I'm sure you'll understand that they are a protected species, and I know the fosters was flowing liberally, and the sun and all that, the cricket was on and the barbie was full of snags....or some strange creature....but there really is no excuse. Leave the roos alone mate...
At least he got something to eat on the flight. I have not gotton food on a flight in over 25 years. Also have not seen a movie on a flight for awhile. Last time it was on an American Airlines DC-10. They have a camera in the cockpit and you get to see your take off. Then they switch to a movie.
Well all i can say it was one of the most funniest complaints i have read. But i have had no complaints so far over the meals i have gotten. v.R
