Can SOMEONE here please tell me, what Cats are good for?

i had no idea that a cat cann bee a mans "right hand man"thought it was the dogs job.
the cats are taking over the dogs" man best friend job",watch out puppy dogs,the pussie cats are comming!!!

 

But dont all animals, some have been allied to us here for well since the middle ages.

I'm against cats, I like dogs...but you have to admire the old grey squirrels their invasion and war against our red squirrels, is still ongoing as I'm sure your aware Steve. I dont want to start a flame war, but isnt it about time we here stood up for the red squirrel, at least send in some UN blue berets to keep the peace...?

 

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~Steve

 

I found at least one great use for Cats which is that they are constantly entertaining. As I post this one of my cats is narrowing her eyes at me for this post.

 

After watching when I was in lancashire I have decided that the problem can be overcome with a bit of integration, my plan involves a bucket and some Clarol deep red hair dye......Because they're worth it too

~Steve

 

They make really good dog treats. My dogs say they taste kinda like chicken. They're also pretty good as a dog exercise apperatus, they chase them down before they eat them.



Mmmmm chicken.....

 

They make good Daniel Boon hats...

 

The Raccoon Union Local 142 may have something to say about that.

 

There's an old codger down here that makes mighty good 'coon' hats from ferrals...

 

Let's say that for some reason you really hate your next door neighbour.

Just buy a cat.

It will soon be sh1tting all over the neighbours flowerbeds, and even in his garage if he is foolish enough to leave the door open. It will walk all over his car in aforementioned garage, leaving dusty footprints and small scratches. If you are really lucky it will clamber about a bit in there and knock over some breakable items.

Soon it will add killing the birds that come to his garden feeder to it's devilish repertoire.

And all that is just for starters.

 

I actually have a very funny, absolutely true story along those lines, but if I told it everyone would KNOW I'm mentally challenged instead of just suspecting it.

 

Go on, tell....

 

Great answer OP.

 

Weren't the rats...the water...it was in the water...

 

What are cats good for? Kids love to play with them...

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Coating our bed with cat hair thus providing Mrs Sheldrake with an opportunity to conduct an inquiry/ witch hunt about whether Sheldrake or Sheldrake minor failed to keep the bedroom door closed in her absence. Cue a disgruntled cat unhappy with the deluge of female wrath directed in his direction.