Congrats to Urgh , (he was jealous because someone noted my milestone and not his, so I'm repairing the offense) Good job, Urgh, keep on posting and making jokes
6000 sheep or post ??? , seriously, congratulations and please keep posting both knowledge and humor. Gaines, Auburn, Alabama US
You southerners crack me up! Congats Urgh! Time to celebrate by cracking a beer with your favorite sheep.
We in the sweltering South salute you! (figuratively of course, gotta save the real ones for our more important members)
I thank you most humbly....Narrr...forget it humble don't get in my head...I'd like to once more thank Martin and ex member Stevin for attracting me here.. Carl for the arguments.. Skip and Slip for the monetary offers, kind but I'm going no where.. Jugs for the well for being Jugs A58 for the humour...Sorry, you mean he's being serious...well whoda thought.. GTBlackwell for the incisiveness and understanding us Brits. Belasar for being a Yank Kd, sorry KB for not rising to the bait. Bugger. Biak for the water wings. Historian for keeping it real and reminding me its about ww2 Wilts for the questioning mindset Von Poop for being a perfidious Brit And all others...Thanks to the Acadamy for its support, mum for being there and shoving her fist up at the bombers in the blitz of Liverpool..Dad for being the man he was and heading north to Ulster to defend the right from the wrong no matter the consequences in ww2. My brother..no forget that he's ex para, he eats babies. The whole of Liverpool Who I will later name and thank individually...awol...absent without Liverpool..thats me.. The whole of Ireland, both sides. I can't remember your names all... Sausages for being there Moose my prize ewe...Bubber my stupid mongrel mini lamb who will never grow.. The wife for the bacon butties. The RAF for making me more of what I was...The army for taking over the job when the RAF failed miserably. My good Cpl Friend assisinated in Germany by my own countrymen. The list is endless. but I shall be back with names and addresses of all I have missed...Cheques accepted if youdon't want your address published.. Don't forget...one piece of advice...live your life by it......If you think they are buggering you about...Bugger them about... Ban the bomb...Love Urqh. P.S forgot USMC pricey and Stevie Shaeg...SORRY..who could forget the help offered by Pricey...will always remember the your wrong..urqh's....bugger...And Stevie..too nice to be a yank...and with that insult to millions of fellow English speakers I'm off to cook a roast..
Wot !?! A disgraceful slur on my integrity....surely he must mean another long-forgotten 'Martin'.............I'm usually very discerning about who I attract to the Forum Seriously, congrats, urqh....( less seriously - what would we do without you ? )
Congrats Urqh, some of us still hang around in here... One of the better choices I ever made, I think, was to join this Forums.
Urqh has a truly British outlook, ie all Americans are Yanks, foreigners (like Skipper) start at Calais ; Finland - well, he's probably never heard of Finland.....yes, all is well with the World ! In fact, I cherish a mental image of urqh as being something like Nigel Green in Zulu... Psalm 46 - Colour Sergeant Bourne - Zulu (1964) - YouTube Marvellous !
Urqh, I would like to offer the following advice regarding acceptance speeches, of which the above is a fine example. Just to be 'snooty', I might just briefly point out what NOT to say when delivering such utterings....or for any other wards you might find yourself up for.... 1/ The rest of the films were f**king awful 3/ No mentioning people by their first names. References to "Dean, and "Sammy", and "The Chairman of the Board". 4/ Don't forget your mother 5/ Your wife will be unimpressed with a lack of a mention. This could lead to a genuine lack of sexual activity for weeks on end. 6/ Never turn down an award, a'la Marlon Brando. Notice how Marlon never got another opportunity to accept an award? You, too, could be hosting a Dentists convention the next season around awards time.
Who is foreign? Well everybody who has not my nationality . Who has an accent? Everybody else (I speak normal ) .