Hitler Died at 95 In Argentina.

Sorry, that should be Brazil.
"He is believed to have died after shooting himself in a Berlin bunker in 1945 when he realised Germany had lost World War II.
But a startling new book claims Adolf Hitler actually escaped his hideout and actually died incognito in 1984 in a small town near Brazil's border with Bolivia - and it can be proved by a picture.
Not only that, but the author believes the Fuhrer fled to Argentina and then Paraguay before settling in the Brazilian state of Mato Grosso to hunt for buried treasure - with a map given to him by Vatican allies, according to its author.
As part of his elaborate ruse to escape detection, he also had a relationship with a black woman called Cutinga, which was meant to prove that he could not be the dictator who hated anyone who did not fit his Aryan ideal, the book claims.
Post-graduate student Simoni Renee Guerreiro Dias has outlined her bizarre theory, claiming the fascist actually died aged 95.
The book, titled 'Hitler in Brazil - His Life and His Death', challenges the accepted view that the dictator shot himself in his Berlin bunker on April 30 1945.
She claims he may have lived as Adolf Leipzig in the small town of Nossa Senhora do Livramento, 30 miles from the state capital Cuiaba.
Simoni, a Brazilian who comes from Cuiaba, says Leipzig was known locally as the 'Old German.'
Simoni is now planning to use DNA tests using a relative of Hitler living in Israel, after been given permission to exhume Adolf Leipzig's remains from his alleged final resting place in Nossa Senhora do Livramento.
The journalism student has linked the Fuhrer's alleged arrival in the area to a Vatican offer of ownership rights over buried Jesuit treasure in a cave near his adopted home."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2545770/New-book-claims-THIS-picture-proves-Hitler-escaped-Berlin-bunker-died-South-America-1984-aged-95.html#ixzz2rQjrnWng

 

Right :disguise:

 

Is it April 1st already....?

 

Game, set, match!

 

Good God. The quality of Daily Mail has fallen so low ?

 

He's still dead .

 

Well, if my photoshop wizardry above didn't convince you, then how about this?

In this experiment I've reversed the process. Making an actual picture of Hitler extremely grainy and removing the mustache.

Again, a perfect match! You can't argue with science...

 

Of course he did.

 

1st April indeed and old Adolf is speaking Portuguese..... Thanks for the laugh though, so what are those bones samples in Moscow then ? Must be Elvis. :hypnotize:

 

You can always rely on good old Adolf. Him and the Mengele boys. Ouch!

 

His parents must have had high hopes for him.

 

Just finished laughing, I hope this is his grave so we can all arrange a day trip down there to take a massive s*i* on it. I hope the picture is better in the book because all that one proves is I had an affair with a local lady and my Missus will be furious.

 

I think he killed himself because his dream ended. I cant see him living when all that he lived for was gone. I just dont see it in his nature to live the life of an ordinary person.

 

I too think he really did kill himself because he was a gutless coward who couldn't face the fact that he had lost the war. He couldn't face the idea that he would be held accountable for his crimes!

 

The Russians have his body somewhere, just like we have Hoffa entombed in Metro art museum

 

There have been many studies on the body presumed to be Hitlers that had been found in the bunker. Some say that the DNA did not match while others clams the skull was of a female body double. How did she get the mustache you ask? Steroids have been around a long time. Most commonly found in the German bratwurst! Lol

 

Hitlers skull has been ID'd as that of a female. Or, at least part of it was - it's in several pieces. However, since he and his wife were burned in the same hole, it's easy to understand how a section of his wife's skull could get misidentified as his when they gathered up the pieces back in 45.

 

There's been a fairly extensive thread on this over on the axis history forum. Apparently the pieces of his jaw they have are pretty clearly his. When the wrong skull ended up labeled as his is an unknown. I don't think it was Eva's though from what I've read.