they could jump! Well, act more like a strumpet than a harpy, and we'll call you anything you like! Aw, this is gonna hurt... )
Unfortunately this caused (Tom honey, dearest, sweetie, darling, when have I acted like a harpie? You're right it is going to hurt, I'm going to make you suffer for that! :lol: )
led to disgusting Er..no entirely. You know how them wimmen are. She probably has spies and partisans over here looking for me as I type!
brown patches of (What would a meek mild person like me do to you anyway Tom? you're quite safe with me! )
that had been (Don't you like bloodshed then Ricky? :lol: Oh don't worry, Tom's quite safe with me! )
somewhat evenly browned (Oh, don't fret Roxie dear. You've never been a harpy. I just chose that as an extreme opposite from slattern! I didn't know it would generate this much fun! Well, for me, anyway! Besides, Ricky, I'm at home now. Ain't nobody gettin' in my castle. I be armed! :bang: ) G'night, all!