Hunting Hitler - Sky TV Series

He didn't die, he's still alive. My confidential source told me so. In fact, I'm going to launch my own fact-finding expedition and beat them to the punch. My team shall comprehensively search every retirement home and long-term care facility in Paraguay for a short, grumpy, syphilitic Austrian man with one testicle. It can't be that hard and I assure all that I will find him in less than 4 seasons.

I can be contacted via Heinrich Schlaumdorff of Stuttgart, Germany. Currently accepting funds funds Bitcoin.

 

If they dig many more holes in that island the whole damn thing is going to sink.

 

i was thinking about what Hitler looked like at the end of the war and all the drugs and other stuff his doctor was pumping into him, and I don't think he could have escaped to the out house.

 

The conspiracy theorists tend to omit that fact. He could barely stand up and devise a coherent thought, let alone travel through hostile territory to South America.