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A winter morning in Canada

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  1. Ken The Kanuck

    Ken The Kanuck Member Patron  

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    What a morning……
    8:00
    I made a snowman in the front of my house.
    8:10
    A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
    8:15
    So, I made a snow woman.
    8:17
    The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.
    8:20
    The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.
    8:25
    The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
    8:28
    I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
    8:31
    The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
    8:40
    Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
    8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***"
    8:52
    My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.
    9:00
    I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.
    9:10
    I am asked if I have any accomplices.
    9:29
    A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.
    Moral:When it's this cold in Canada... stay inside.
     
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  2. ULITHI

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    Thanks Ken, after a long Friday, that made laugh pretty hard.
     
  3. wooley12

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    Canadian problem, eh? I'm from New York and have learned 1000 ways to tell some one to STFU............ with a smile.
     
  4. FredCarson

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    Hahaha! I wasn't expecting that.
     
  5. Otto

    Otto No More Half Measures Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    Damned Canadians! Always stirring up controversy. The gender of those snowpersons should never be questioned or addressed! How dare you!

    Thank the creator you have mighty hair boy Justin to make everything better.
     
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    Slipdigit Good Ol' Boy Staff Member Patron   WW2|ORG Editor

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    Moral:When it's this cold in Canada... stay inside.

    what qualifies as "cold" in Canerduh?
     
  7. OpanaPointer

    OpanaPointer I Point at Opana Patron   WW2|ORG Editor

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    *waves from Key West* (Only hand above water.)
     
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    Otto No More Half Measures Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    I'm from Texas. What the heck is a snowman?
     
  9. OpanaPointer

    OpanaPointer I Point at Opana Patron   WW2|ORG Editor

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    It's made from bricks of cocaine that have been floating in the Rio Grande.
     

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