age of moderators in this forum?

In my mind I'm 26, young and beautiful with a fantastic figure.....sadly the mirror does not reflect this.

Ricky might be sucking up.....I'm happy to let him, it makes me feel good!

 

You mean you're not??

 

theres a lot of really sharp young guys here...when i was 20 i only cared about booze and chicks...speakin of which ,is this an all male club,are there no women?

 

One or two women have slipped under the net.

I'm only here to cause as much trouble as I can........

Yes Ricky....I am 26, with a fantastic figure (in my dreams)....cameras are yet to be invented that can capture my beauty. :lol: I'm not brave enough to post a picture of me, I would rather not disappoint Roel....

 

My tender heart will implode if you are not in fact a stunning 26-year-old.

In your dreams.

It is always much more important that you are a friendly, slightly weird and interesting person than that you look good, and of course, you know that damn well.

Majorwoody: I don't like the taste of booze and (perhaps predictably) I don't know the taste of women.

 

roel ..on behalf of the older members of this forum and all fighting men the world over i demand you leave your keyboard friday and saterday nites to begin a serious regemine of boozeing and wenching...important tip!..you must drink enough to induce the bravery needed to approach pretty women but not so much that you fall down and barf on their shoes...also for gods sake never ever talk to women about military history..this will cause them to roll their eyes and look for a barfing drunk guy to leave with....

 

I indeed have the body of a beautiful 26 year old.....if the police find out then I'm in trouble! :lol:

Oh Roel, you only think I am slightly weird? I must try harder!

 

Of course you should. The more they hear about military history and technology the more they leave you alone to get some serious drinking done...

 

Slightly gamey - best cooked in a slow oven with a sprig of rosemary...

 

I thought they taste a bit like chicken?

 

Some do. Others taste like mutton. (Dressed as lamb....)

 

Ricky:
Fresh and just a bit tart... but certainly not gamey.
Yumm.
Big Smile Hahnficken!

Tim

 

Completely off topic.....where are the moderators when you need them....oh yes contributing to this thread!

Fresh and a bit tart.....a bit like me! :lol:

 

See, that's why I don't bother.

What else is there to talk about?

 

Buy a new mirror!

 

Funny you should say this.....my friend has a bronze backed mirror (rather than the usual silver backed type) EVERYONE looks good in it, it is very flattering.