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  1. texson66

    texson66 Ace

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    Two bowling teams, one of blonds and one of all brunettes, chartered a double-decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana. The brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus and the blond team rode on the top level.



    The brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the blonds upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate.



    When the brunette reached the top, she found all the blonds in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.



    The brunette asked, "What's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!"



    One of the blonds looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"
     
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    Heidi Dishonorably Discharged

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    AH! Blondes don't neede a mann.:p:D
     
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    A Visit to the Doctor ----

    The doctor was examining a young blonde model who was having terrible
    pain in her abdomen.

    "My dear, you have acute appendicitis," the doctor said.

    The woman became quite angry and said, "Don't try hitting on me doctor,
    I just want to be examined, not complimented
     
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    Shuoldet yuo're threade say blonde JokeS??? ande not blonde joke???

    keep them comming,blondes like to see thate they get all thee attenion lol.
     
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    But really funny
     
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    Three blondes are trying to get into heaven. St. Peter tells them that if they want to get into heaven, they have to demonstrate that they learned something about their religion during their time on earth. So he asks them each to explain the significance of Easter.

    First blonde: "Easter is so much fun, everybody dresses up in costumes and goes trick-or-treating." She doesn't get in.

    Second blonde: "Easter is wonderful! Santa Claus comes down the chimney and gives every-body presents!" She doesn't get in.

    Third blonde: "Easter commemorates Jesus' journey to Jerusalem when he had his last supper with his disciples and was crucified and put in the tomb, but on the third day the tomb was open and he was gone...." She stops for breath and St. Peter says that's very impressive. Unfortunately she goes on talking: "So now every Easter he comes out of his tomb, and if he sees his shadow we get six more weeks of winter!"
     
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    - Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet?
    - To feed the toilet duck.
     
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    Why do girls wear blondes?
    To the night of the car could see better.
     
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    - What thinks the blonde when he sees a few steps in front of a banana skin?
    - Damn it! Will fall again!
     
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    A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

    'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.'
    The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,

    then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

    The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
    'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
    'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'
     
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    Two blondes were going to Disneyland. They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.
     
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    A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

    She says, 'What's the story?'
    He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
    She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
     
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    A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.

    Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
     
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    A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

    The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

    Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'

    'Helllooooo. . . ,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'
     
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    A friend from Ibiza told me this joke:
    A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escort girls were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
     
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