THIS JUST IN!!!!!! WW2N.coms owner, Otto Torrerio, HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!!! Just this morning, we here at CSNN (Confederate States News Network) have just recieved a note from his kidnappers. The note says: (Actual Note) It has come to our attention, that there have been many injustices made recently against members of our organization. We want the following conditions to be met before we think about releasing our hostage: (Actual Conditions) 1) We want all the little old ladies who are living in Florida, to QUIT calling Law Enforcement Agencies, reporting another stupid Anthrax scare, thinking someone has targeted HER car and put a white powdery substance on it, when in fact, it was actually dried bird droppings. We say to this, that she should wash her car more often. 2) We want the media to QUIT saying how bad our favorite movie, U 571, was, as it is our favorite movie of 2000. We say to this, that it was JUST FICTION. 3) We want osama, and his mamas heads, on a platinum platter. The heads should be stuffed with the contents of a bag of PORK RINDS. We say to this, Mmmmmmm Pork Rindsssss. 4) We want Berkley University in California, closed for the duration of the war and all of its Leftists (Communists) professors fired for spreading their US Govt hate, to the young and strongly misinformed minds that are made of half-baked clay. We say to this, please hurry it up with the closing, as we cannot stand their stupidness much longer, Aaaargggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 5) We want the public libraries all over America, to stay open till at least midnight--each and every day so people like us poor uns, can access the internet as much as we want. We say to this, either stay open till midnight, or give us our own keys to all the doors so we can come in whenever we want. Our leaders ( John Candy and Rhea Perlman) are holding you to these terms, before we release Mr. Torrerio~~unharmed, all 5 of these conditions HAVE to be met. Signed: John Q. Terrorist-ex-Berkley Law Proffessor. Just to show that WE mean business, we are printing this note with many mad faces. [ 16 October 2001: Message edited by: C.Evans ] [ 16 October 2001: Message edited by: C.Evans ]
Carl, If these are their demands, we'll NEVER get him back! Your photo will be processed soon; sorry for the big delay.
Arrrghhh, dont give them any ideas. The idea I want to instill in them is fear, and you know what our theme is? ite the theme from one of Clint Eastwoods Spaghetti Westerns--the Good, Tha Bad, and The Ugly. You know--the one that goes: Eweee eweee, wah wah wahhhhh. Personally, I like the theme to The Outlaw Josey Wales much better. Too ti too ti too ti too ti tooo dooo, da dah de da dah ta da da dah etc....
I HAD to make sure that the talibanned, had not cloned you or captured you. WHEW!! THAT was a close one
OH ah, I almost forgot, YOU just ,ave to be here for my big 2000 I feel old, but I still ,ave plenty of energy left Beam Me Up, Scotty.. Wooooooooooooossssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee "pop"
One other thing (and im not trying to just get my number of postings to rise quickly) I just wanted to say:::::::::::::::::::::::::: FUCHIDAS----ROMMELS---I mean OTTOS BACK!!!!
Doyah, diiiahh tink so. I think im beginning to sound like Stanislaw from the comicbook "Blackhawk" Ya know, where are those guys when we NEED them?? Last I heard, they were having trouble fighting The War Wheel PS, their fighter planes are very coooooolll.
Man, I need to go back to school to study arithmatic and for English for spellllling tooooooo. 84 left not 17.......geez ! E
Now that we know Otto is no longer held prisoner by John Candy, Rhea Perlman and the rest of the Saturday Night Crew, we can go on with our lives. I wonder when and how Otto escaped? It must be that Ninja blood in his veins......
Nope no ninjas here, but I do practice a few martial arts. Also known as MMA or NHB, if anyone has heard of either of these, please let me know. I'm interested to know how much the sport has grown. Damn!! 2000!! It truly brings a tear to my eye,...I remember the days when I was hoping for 2000 post total on the whole forums! Well at least now I can shoot for 2000 members!
