"Alright boys, this Hitler dude is musclling in on our territory. Ivan, Igor, go down to the docks and get a few of the guys and go pay him a visit...."
" OK guys I´ve decided to start a new career as a priest in Siberia and my train is waiting so I´ll tell you briefly how to run this country..!"
"And so my comrades, ask not what your dictator can do for you but what you can do for your dictator."
It was THIS big! I swear! Boy did he put up a fight...I almost got pulled in! That's the last time I go fishing in the Volga.
You guys are terrific! Some of the jokes left me laughing out loud! We have to have a way to regulate this so I democratically impose the following rules: - He who puts up the photo will after a reasonable number of days judge the best caption, with or without help! - The winner will post a new photo or if he chooses pass the right to another member of his choice. - This winner will the judge the winner and so on ad infinitum or ad nauseam
"Yo, homies! Y'all kin kick it in my pimp ride. But if y'a leave a mark i'm gonna start bustin' caps on your ass...."
When I asked my wife to point out her adulterous lover, she said it was you, but since she did, I know it's everybody but you. You're free to go...back to the front!