And now for a relevant joke: Two Pakistani families immigrate to the US. Upon arriving they make a bet between them on who can become more American in a year. They agree to meet in a nearby park a year from now to decide the bet. A year passes and the first family is in the park. Dad is BBQing hamburgers and hot dogs, the kids are playing frizzbe, a top 40 station is on the radio. The wife in her jeans and logo clothes sets the picnic table for the event. The dad sees the second family arriving and goes to greet them. The second dad is smoking a Pall Mall and wearing a "wife beater" T shirt. He and the "old lady" are fully "sleeved." The kids begin to run wild and graffiti everything in sight. The second dad looks at the first and says "Get the F--- away from me you fuzzy furrener before I kick the S=== out of you! Who's more American?