One day Hitler decided to go to a psychic to find out what day he would die. After looking though her crystal ball, the psychic replied, "MeinFuhrer, you shall die on a Jewish Holiday." Hitler was shocked! He said, "Well which holiday is it?" The psychic replied "Fuhrer, the day that you die will always be a Jewish Holiday." ---------------------------------- German father instructing his son on how to say grace. "From now on you must thank God and Hitler when you pray," says dad. "But what happens if Hitler dies?" the boy asks. "Then you just thank God."
