Discussion in 'Free Fire Zone' started by scaramouche, Feb 3, 2005.
Truely awful! Loved every word!
This is David's wife speaking, I am now in the process of divorcing my husband after his recent LOTR post. I have had to put up with this for 21 long years, and this was the final straw! :grin: :grin:
Kind of you to say so Tom.
well, i'm of to work. i'm in constructions so i go to the dwarf. if you would just gimli the tools so that i can go.
[Moderator warning - the following link contains some material with adult content]
edit: just remembered that some strips are not suitable for children, don't know if I need to delete this... mod needs to look and delete if unsuitable.
Yes definately for a more mature reader. Or to put it another way 18+.*
*These two terms sometimes mean the same thing. :wink:
As long as it is marked as that, it is fine (I have marked it...)
This is David writing. I don't know how she (my wife) gained access to this forum. I suspect my son's involvement, if guilty he will be grounded.
(Good job she (my wife) doesn't have access to my cross-dressing forum!) :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :grin:
hey we do not want to know that!!!
That's not what you said when you P.M.'d me last night!! :wink: :wink: :grin:
okay, and now the question everybody wants to ask
"what was in that P.M.?"
Frankly, I don't want to know... :wink:
David, does your wife have a standard 'oh dear lord he's punning again! I do love him, but really....' expression? Mine does...
maybe you don't want to know but i bet half the forum wants to know :grin: :grin: :grin:
The P.M of course did not really exist, hence the :wink: :wink:
Yes, and it usually manifests itself as a blow to the testicular region. :wink: :grin:
Is that to try and stop you passing on your pad pun genes? :grin:
yeah yeah, nice try but i don't believe it :grin:
just joking, off course there wasn't a PM. I just want all the others believing that it did exist so that everybody come's to ask you about it, that would be fun (it are the kind of jokes i and others do on my vacation work. :grin: )
Don't you mean my extremely clever, witty genes?
But I'm sure your son got those from your dear wife, so he'll be ok.
How much did he have to pay you to write that! :wink: :grin:
A gentleman never discusses his financial arrangements! :smok: