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Discussion in '☆☆ New Recruits ☆☆' started by AmericanGermanVet, Jan 29, 2012.

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  1. Martin Bull

    Martin Bull Acting Wg. Cdr

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    MY ADVICE WOULD BE - DON'T GIVE UP WITH THE THERAPIST.

    ( Sorry for the large type ; my eyesight is being affected by tears - of laughter :rolleyes: ).
     
    Martin Bull, Jan 30, 2012
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  2. Biak

    Biak Boy from Illinois Staff Member

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    I was hoping to hear his account of watching AH fly out of Berlin on the first leg of his flight to South America. Darn! Or maybe he could tell us where the secret bunker tunnels are?
     
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  3. Marmat

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    ... this fella was obviously one of Skorzeny's lads, damm good cover story too, still holds up after what ... 67 years!?!
     
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  4. jagdpanther44

    jagdpanther44 Battlefield wanderer

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    AH actually flew out of Berlin in a U-Boat packed full of kittens and seagulls, both of which were his favourite creatures. He stopped off in Ireland to stock up on his favourite potatoes before continuing his journey to South America where he lived out his days performing a high wire act in a travelling circus. :rolleyes:

    And how do I know all this? Well...Elvis told me when I met him on a "booze cruise" during a holiday in Spain last year. :D

    It would have been interesting to have seen more of AmericanGermanVet's tall tales. :rofl:
     
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  5. phylo_roadking

    phylo_roadking Member

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    In English or German? :D
     
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  6. belasar

    belasar Court Jester

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    You really can't just make this stuff up!....oh wait, maybe you can. :)
     
    belasar, Jan 30, 2012
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  7. Gebirgsjaeger

    Gebirgsjaeger Ace

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    No no no! He had left by a U-boat to the Antarktis!! And if you haven´t thrown this hero of the war out of the forum, he surley would have told you the truth.





    :D
     
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  8. Slipdigit

    Slipdigit Good Ol' Boy Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    Here is more, left as a vistor message on my profile:

    I fell off of the turnip truck yesterday.
     
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  9. Martin Bull

    Martin Bull Acting Wg. Cdr

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    Can I call you Slip...? :D
     
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  10. Gebirgsjaeger

    Gebirgsjaeger Ace

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    Wow! I like it! :D
     
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  11. Slipdigit

    Slipdigit Good Ol' Boy Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    Maybe.
     
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  12. belasar

    belasar Court Jester

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    This just get weirder every moment.:eek:
     
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  13. Sloniksp

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    Judging by your english and grammar, I find it hard to believe that you are an American let alone a veteran who betrayed his country due to cowardness....

    Let me get this straight, instead of being lined up against the wall for treason and desertion, you were simply realesed into society; where you did what exactly? Teach English?! :rofl:

    Oh please stick around, this is EPIC!

    Almost forgot, how was it that you fought during the Battle of the Bulge, spent five months in German captivity and then returned to fight in the Bulge again? Did Germany have 2 Ardennes offensives (the second which came after the war)?

    :rofl:

    Ohhh crap, hes gone.....
     
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  14. jagdpanther44

    jagdpanther44 Battlefield wanderer

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    Ulrich, it would appear that you have also read the same book as me on Hitlers escape from Berlin. :rolleyes:
     
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  15. George Patton

    George Patton Canadian Refugee

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    Wait a second: I've uncovered a whole other aspect to the story. Mr. GermanAmericanVet's email is "GermanBoy1933".

    As a twelve year old boy in the Wehrmacht he defected to the Americans during the Battle of the Bulge, was captured (or is that "repatriated") by the Germans, and then, after a short stint in an all-inclusive POW retreat run, rejoined the Wehrmacht. As for fighting in the Bulge again, he obviously utilized his handy Time Machine (this is obviously known as "Der Glocke", for those of you that have been indoctrinated by western propaganda) to go back in time 5 months earlier.

    Of course, it all makes sense now!

    And we don't need him to explain Adolf's escape to South America, because our good friends that wrote the "Grey Wolf" book already laid out the facts for us!
     
    George Patton, Jan 30, 2012
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  16. urqh

    urqh Tea drinking surrender monkey

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    Have you lot no compassion.....Meet the... Duke Of Edinborough....Bloody Marvellous...Mines green...six and seven eighths....
     
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  17. Biak

    Biak Boy from Illinois Staff Member

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    You know, I can almost see a book here. And possibly a low budget movie.

    edit: But as Gen. Patton pointed out - this has already been attempted.
     
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    Remember how we used to start stories with "this ain't no ****" - Well I think this is some ****!
     
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  19. TD-Tommy776

    TD-Tommy776 Man of Constant Sorrow

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    I'm thinkin' this guy served in the Troll Patrol. :cool:
     
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  20. LRusso216

    LRusso216 Graybeard Staff Member

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    We're having too much fun...
     
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