Join the Army, young men, join the Army!

Got me thinking, there's some historical evidence of women dressing as men to serve in the army, so time to get dragged up and get in one of these regts. Then I noticed some bright spark has already thought of this...

 

Drop them behind the enemy's line, and destroy the enemy from within. That is the war of the future.

But honestly, why can't they just wear regular pants? They had to show those leg didn't they?

Now, this is a good female soldier:

 

I always reckon over here that if a lass looks hot in C95 (our equivilant of BDU) she will look fantastic in anything. Unfortunately I can't really post pics of those lasses I know sadly

 

Airman 1st Class Vanessa Dobos
A new breed of gunner

 

That one should be in the caption contest:

Airman 1st Class Vanessa Dobos and her date rape protection.......

 

dude! that's my sister!!

 

The Red Army is no longer what it used to be. I never saw such legs and heels in any of the Portuguese army parades I've been to!

Come on John, you're sounding like some of the posters in that Iranian forum

Hear hear!

 

Is this more nostalgic........

 

From Russia with love is my favorite bond film of all time.

 

I didn't know Woody Allen served in the Russian military!

 

Ahhhh....ugghh....Rosa Krebs.....ughhh....yuck!

Quick the anti ugly antidote!



Now back to our programming.



Ukrainian Stilletto mini skirt airborne platoon for $400. Alex


Do I here echoes of Berlin Betty and "I surrender Dear" from Battleground?

 

Hmmm, no, if you're looking for a platoon the best I can find for you is this platoon at much lower price, much lower maintenance, and possibly equivalent fun value.

 

First, if possible rent an episode of Jeopardy with Alex Trebek, or find a you tube, perhaps here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Trebek or rent an episode of Saturday night live with Will Ferrill sarcastically portraying Alex Trebek, the game show host, purely for the American Pop Culture comedically challenged as a point of reference.

Then, I prefer the real thing or in this case 30 Ukrainian skirts and what's in them to plastic models, thank you and "It is recognized you have a funny sense of fun".....(Mr Dryden, Claude Rains and one of my favorite movies seemed À propos)

If all else falls in international comedic explanation 101 then rent Lost in Translation

 

Don't go ape about this, it's only a movie after all!

http://www.strategypage.com/military_photos/200831502437.aspx

 

Well I was trying to get a reference point so you could understand the humor....Ape no, Wolf I think is more appropriate but then I have to get into Looney Tunes and Bugs Bunny

The wonders of cartoons and classical music.....LOL

Jessica is cute but I'd prefer the High Heeled Squad who probably would put miss simpson in last place in a contest.

Now for this evenings worst Joke.

What do a dog and and tree have in common?

They both have bark.....hehehe

As in Barking up the wrong tree.

 

You're right. Argh!

 

An excellent Pirate impression