joke of the day..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVPdCOAwcg

 

I hate to admit it, but I was hoping for the "catapult effect".

 

This looks sort of familiar. It's looks like a scene from the movie "Always". Richard Dreyfuss and John Goodman fly airplanes to put out forest fires in the Northwest. Pretty good flick.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJIUNNssSVg

 

Time flies like a arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

Things that men do that upset women

 

Rhode Island State Police Sign.

 

A recent study in Boston was looking into the large number of crow deaths on the road. The study led to a shocking revelation that a large number of crows were being killed more by trucks than by cars. Puzzled at this result, they did a further study and discovered that the reason why so many crows were being killed by trucks more than cars was because the crows were able to warn the other crows and say "Cah" but could not say "Truck."

 

The random things you see on trails in the forest.

 

Bizarrely random!

And also strange, because if you say "sausage" backwards, it sounds nothing like Jesus!!

 

Lordy lordy David.W - what the hay is your primary language? What the heck accent do you have? Susej is nearly identical to sausage in Canuck-a-luck.

Edit:
Ah mist that you were playing back arsed head games wid hus!

 

What do you call it when two surgeons are discussing the patient´s ECG? Double-blind study...

 

I couldn't agree more with the last one .

 

Ray and Jim, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Ray didn't show up. Jim didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But
after Ray hadn't shown up for a week or so, Jim really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Jim
didn't know where Ray lived, so he was unable to find out what had
happened to him.

A month had passed, and Jim figured he had
seen the last of Ray, but one day, Jim approached the park and-- lo and
behold!--there sat Ray! Jim was very excited and happy to see him and
told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Ray, what in the world
happened to you?'

Ray replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail!' cried Jim. What in the world for?'

'Well,' Ray said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'

'Yeah,' said Jim, 'I remember her. What about her?'

'Well,
one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was
so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'.

'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury!'

 

Brilliant! Gotta get some! Skip to the 25 second mark...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9QHBgrPNY