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Discussion in 'Free Fire Zone' started by sniper1946, Oct 2, 2009.

  1. Fred Wilson

    Fred Wilson "The" Rogue of Rogues

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVPdCOAwcg
     
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    TD-Tommy776 Man of Constant Sorrow

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    I hate to admit it, but I was hoping for the "catapult effect".
     
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    This looks sort of familiar. It's looks like a scene from the movie "Always". Richard Dreyfuss and John Goodman fly airplanes to put out forest fires in the Northwest. Pretty good flick.
     
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    Fred Wilson "The" Rogue of Rogues

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJIUNNssSVg
     
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    Fred Wilson "The" Rogue of Rogues

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    TD-Tommy776 Man of Constant Sorrow

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    Time flies like a arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
     
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    Fred Wilson "The" Rogue of Rogues

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    Fred Wilson "The" Rogue of Rogues

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    Things that men do that upset women

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    Fred Wilson "The" Rogue of Rogues

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    Rhode Island State Police Sign.

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    Fred Wilson "The" Rogue of Rogues

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    A recent study in Boston was looking into the large number of crow deaths on the road. The study led to a shocking revelation that a large number of crows were being killed more by trucks than by cars. Puzzled at this result, they did a further study and discovered that the reason why so many crows were being killed by trucks more than cars was because the crows were able to warn the other crows and say "Cah" but could not say "Truck."
     
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    Fred Wilson "The" Rogue of Rogues

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    The random things you see on trails in the forest. [​IMG]

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    Bizarrely random!

    And also strange, because if you say "sausage" backwards, it sounds nothing like Jesus!!
     
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    Fred Wilson "The" Rogue of Rogues

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    Lordy lordy David.W - what the hay is your primary language? What the heck accent do you have? Susej is nearly identical to sausage in Canuck-a-luck. [​IMG]

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    Ah mist that you were playing back arsed head games wid hus!
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    What do you call it when two surgeons are discussing the patient´s ECG? Double-blind study... ;)
     
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    Fred Wilson "The" Rogue of Rogues

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    Fred Wilson "The" Rogue of Rogues

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    I couldn't agree more with the last one :).
     
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    Ray and Jim, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

    One day Ray didn't show up. Jim didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But
    after Ray hadn't shown up for a week or so, Jim really got worried.
    However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Jim
    didn't know where Ray lived, so he was unable to find out what had
    happened to him.

    A month had passed, and Jim figured he had
    seen the last of Ray, but one day, Jim approached the park and-- lo and
    behold!--there sat Ray! Jim was very excited and happy to see him and
    told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Ray, what in the world
    happened to you?'

    Ray replied, 'I have been in jail.'

    'Jail!' cried Jim. What in the world for?'

    'Well,' Ray said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'

    'Yeah,' said Jim, 'I remember her. What about her?'

    'Well,
    one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was
    so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'.

    'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury!'
     
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    Fred Wilson "The" Rogue of Rogues

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    Brilliant! Gotta get some! Skip to the 25 second mark...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9QHBgrPNY
     
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