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Discussion in 'Quill and Ink' started by Poppy, Feb 5, 2013.

  1. Poppy

    Poppy grasshopper

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  2. Slipdigit

    Slipdigit Good Ol' Boy Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    That one came first to mind.
     
  3. Poppy

    Poppy grasshopper

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    This is too much like homework,
    Said the forum reader who lurked.
    So off to another thread
    Cause this one may be dead
    "But I may be back like clockwork".

    See what 3 minutes creates? ps...did not read the rules to create a childs poem.
     
  4. TD-Tommy776

    TD-Tommy776 Man of Constant Sorrow

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    Obviously. :p
     
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    TD-Tommy776 Man of Constant Sorrow

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    When Poppy creates a new thread
    Believe it or not it gets read.
    Well, it's no big surprise
    That the mods roll their eyes
    At some of the things he has said.
     
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    TD-Tommy776 Man of Constant Sorrow

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    And on a more serious note:

    Two brothers once went off to War
    For duty and honor they swore.
    Only one did come back
    And forever did lack
    The innocence that he once bore.
     
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  7. Slipdigit

    Slipdigit Good Ol' Boy Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    Here's the best that I can do on such short notice:

    Into the bathroom did I quickly depart
    After eating those beans, so good for my heart
    I crinkled my nose
    and curled all my toes
    and promptly the dog, I blamed for a fart.
     
  8. belasar

    belasar Court Jester Staff Member

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    I'm getting this out of the way right quick. On advice of my attorney,

    The Trustee for this sub-forum is not responsible for the content of any limerick!

    (I think it may be a plot by poppy to bring down the forum from within!)
     
  9. TD-Tommy776

    TD-Tommy776 Man of Constant Sorrow

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    There was a young man who had gas
    Who walked by a lovely young lass.
    With a wince and a grin
    He held it all in
    'Til his burden could safely be passed.
     
  10. Fred Wilson

    Fred Wilson "The" Rogue of Rogues

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    Isn't there another thread on the go on this? I'm sure I am repeating here:
    - @Poppy [​IMG]

    There once was an old Soldier named Frank.
    Whose Language was incredibly Rank.
    His breath was so Foul
    (His head was his Bowls)
    That his humor inevitably Stank.
     
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    There was a young lady named Etta
    Who wanted to wear a tight sweater
    Three reasons she had
    Keeping warm wasn't bad
    But the other two reasons were better!
     
  12. rprice

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    There once was a sculptor named Phideous
    Whose sculptures by most were thought hideous
    He carved Aphordite
    Without even a nightie
    And shocked the ultra fastidious
     
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    Poppy grasshopper

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    Ha!..Well done mate...Good on y'all. Mine was lame, but some goodies came.
     
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    TD-Tommy776 Man of Constant Sorrow

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    For our new Moderators:

    With Biak and Belasar Mods
    Let's hope they don't think themselves gods.
    Though they're always around,
    The one thing I have found
    Is that neither one has the right bod.
     
  15. Biak

    Biak Adjutant Patron  

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    I believe this is Belasar's bailiwick so I'll just sit back and observe. :pipesmoke:
     
  16. TD-Tommy776

    TD-Tommy776 Man of Constant Sorrow

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    Oh, admit it. You're flattered, aren't you.

    Or do I need to don my asbestos undergarments? ;)
     
  17. belasar

    belasar Court Jester Staff Member

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    Somebody is lucky I'm half blind, otherwise I might push this shiny new button that says "Release the Hounds!"
     
  18. urqh

    urqh Tea drinking surrender monkey

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    There once were two shiney new mods...
    Some would say pretty much Gods...
    Now me and you know..
    best go with the flow...
    and don't tell the world they are sods.
     
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    belasar Court Jester Staff Member

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    Oh crap, I was afraid urqh would find this thread.
     
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    urqh Tea drinking surrender monkey

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    Belasar and Biak meet
    To decide what the forum should eat
    There are no more horses
    They've gone to the forces
    Perhaps we should just ban the meat..

    Coffee Biak....two sugars Please Belasar....Now then ww2...where did we leave it...
     

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