At first I thought I should be offended Being called an old Sod as intended But actually I like the compliment. Whatever the meaning as sent Now where’s that button “Suspended”! never fear - Urgh's bulletproof.
There once was a man named Fred Who wrote down all that he said. Then his pen it ran dry And, "Alas!", he did cry. "If only I'd mumbled instead."
There once was a man from New Delhi Who had a really big belly "I'm not pregnant" he said As he fell on his bed And lost his chance for celebrity
This place is bread and butter. Sometimes my eyes will a'flutter, With the verbs and abuse, some are obtuse, others we call a nutter.
I may worry about my intelligence, When competing with my fellow gents, My humor is low, Some consider me slow, Others are on the fence.
There once was a girl from Tashkent Who had a very strange bent She felt it was cool To act like a fool But she really was making her rent
When I was in the earliest grades of elementary school we would sing a limerick that I think went like this In nineteen forty four your grandma fought the war she used her tits as battle ships that was the end of the war Anybody know this one and if its correct or where it comes from?
holy cow. this is an oldy. the battle tits stirs an ancient calcified part of my brain...cant retrieve the info. thanks for the memories.
Ok Australia's Rodney Rude doing some limericks...Warning swearing <iframe width="854" height="480" src="" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>