Who hasn't become unkempt. thinking of doing a "klingon" (no jokes please). ..have noticed the 'stache ' collects debris- sneezing/eating etc. just shave the upper lip, with handle bar down to goatee. fuller than the cheesy Klingon, but not a full on wolverine. like the guys who still drive horse and buggy. like the movie with harrison ford, when he nails the farmer chick. that was hot.