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Mr. Bingley the Panzer Loving Feline - 1 February 2018

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  1. Otto

    Otto Made of plastic. Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    OK, we all know that cats are harbingers of evil. I think by now everyone is aware that despite the wonderful treatment that mankind affords them, the only thing keeping them from devouring every last human is the fact that we thankfully outsize them by 20 times or more.

    As if it were needed, I present further proof of feline malice. Mr. Bingley is one of two kittens owned by Sarah, a close family friend who treats her pets with love and care, but despite this benevolence, Mr. Bingley has an evident fascination with German WWII era combat vehicles.

    Here we have Mr. Bingley, fawning over formations of German Panzer I's. I wonder how enthralled he will become once he discovers that many German AFVs were named after cats: Tiger, Panther, Puma, etc?
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    And here we have the same Mr. Bingley taking in flights of Lufwaffe aircraft. Are they He 51's? Bü 131? Mr. Bigley doesn't care, as long as they are nazi planes!
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    I've given Sarah sombre warning in the most serious terms about the risk posed by this Mr. Bingley. If he is displaying such Nazi tendencies as a kitten of just a few weeks old, what sort of menace might he become as an adult?
     
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    Otto Made of plastic. Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    Behold, the face of evil. Gaze upon this nazi visage, if you dare.
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    I have a dog that gets up and runs to the TV when Trey Gowdy speaks, she'll stand on the couch next to the TV and stare at him. Fox News is on a lot at my house, so when I see an ad saying Gowdy will be a guest on this show or that, I try to remember to turn it on and entertain the dog. Something about Gowdy's South Carolina drawl fascinates her. I should take a picture next time.

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    Otto Made of plastic. Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    It appears Mr. Bingley doesn't look like a "kitler", but he certainly is an ardent proponent of national socialism.
     
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    Otto Made of plastic. Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    Gowdy does have an interesting cadence. Now that I'm a Texas resident I've been exposed to the southern drawl a lot more, and I'm starting to realize I'm the one with the accent, rather than the locals.
     
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    Unless that feline fascist is enjoying a video of Shermans next time you post a photo, I think your motorpool invite may need to be rescinded. I don't know how I feel about those who aid and abet such aggressive behaviour.

    I do hope Herr Bingley is kept away from that French Bulldog down the street. Best to segregate him from that Polish Hound too.
     
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    This would be funny Otto, if it weren't true...
    Bloody cats...
     
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    Tejas? Yee Haa!

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    Has he started to goose step yet?
     
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    Otto Made of plastic. Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    Mr. Bingley is not my pet, so please don't ascribe his fascist indiscretions to me! He belongs to Sarah, a close friend of the family, someone I've warned on several occasions about this Panzerist feline.

    Very good advice concerning the intermingling of Panzer cat with other animals. I'd bet the best medicine for this Nazi cat would likely be hordes™ of Siberian Huskies, with a Commisar cat at the rear.
     
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    Otto Made of plastic. Staff Member WW2|ORG Editor

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    I'll just put this here. Not made by me but the submission is much appreciated.

    :mr.bingley:
     

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