Photo caption competition #4

You thought I'd forgotten about it, didn't you?

 

Today we will show you how the german army goes fishing...

 

Zis iz our entire armour force for ze year......use it visely comrades.

 

"To prove zat ze third Reich hass God's approval, I shall valk off this tank & across that stretch of vater"

 

Has everyone got their earplugs? good!

 

"Now, do any of you have any last requests?"

 

Right, nobody leaves until the joker who put these pink covers on the end of the gun barrels owns up!

 

ok.you guys ready?...now remnber on three i m really gonna run out to the muzzle end then ...flip on my back...and you guys are gonna catch me...right guys...ok, whats so damm funny...listen up ,i swear if you little pudknokers miss me or drop me like last time...i swear ill transfer every one of you to the lenningrad front just as fast as i can get your orders typed...co,mon you guys ...ur gonna like the mosh pit and slam dancin usually there lottsa chicks and freeebeer,,...what ever ....just dont drop me again...2 broken wrists and a ruptured spleen aint reall y that funny ,,,ok

 

For some reason sucker tipped AT shells never caught on...

 

This one is something only Roel, Ricky and Panzerprofile will understand
"Look men, I'm doing a Quillin"
(In the army museum I climbed on a Panzer IV for a pic. It was however forbidden to climb on it)

 

On my mark, 4, 3, 2, ...hey where's Jenkins?

 

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"Also schön! mein Kleine, sing-a-long mit Mir"
"Oh I do like to be beside the sea-side".

 

The boys in the Panzer Divisions always played practical jokes on new recruits when playing Blind-Man's Bluff.

 

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"I know this is your first week, BUT, when I say "Crews Mount" I mean the tanks!"

 

"Don't look at me! The officer will know that I'm about to jump him!"

"OK guys, today we'll train your imagination. This row of tanks must be removed from this spot in five minutes. But we do it Russian style - not one step backwards!"

 

"Now where's Moses when we need him?"

 

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"Who's eaten my bloody dog"?
(Thought it was time we had a doggy joke!)

 

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Where's Moses when we need him?.

"Probably in Dachau"

 

Before the waterproofed Panzers set off towards the coast of Britain, Sargent Schmitt had one final talk about the vital importance of closing all hatches before driving into the Sea.

 

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" Aber Herr Feldwebel, we can get our 'square heads' in the square holes quicker"
(did think of writing in german but didn't think I could stand the spelling corrections that would inevitably follow!)
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