If it was one of my posts stand by to be pelted to death by cricket balls, after all it is Cricket season. If not, then stand by to kiss Gordon Brown.
For you sake I hope that you don't 'bowl' them at him, since after all the English are terrible at cricket.
Tomcat, please remember that Britain has a nuclear capability and Australia doesn't. So be careful what you say about cricket. And Richard, no it was not one of your post, it was some guy who I can't remember, just that he is a noobie. *When looking for stuff about British nuclear weapons, I found an interesting site: http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Uk/UKArsenalRecent.html
That's bollocks and you know it. The Land of Oz can tout Vegemite and Crocodile Dundee. Now beat that!
Panic over as Joe waves the Union Flag and plants it in to someones filthy black heart. Queen Victory shall return and the British Empire will be great again.
Ah-ha! You just revealed your weak spots! (and may I recommend that you don't have piece of string dangling from your rear pocket) And its a She.