I have read the entire contents of this very secret document. I have signed the official secrets act, and my lips are sealed.
NOTIMI - I'd never noticed the uncanny resemblance brfore now but - PS. You never read this post - right !
top secret 'YOU' are not supposed to, it is Classified 'X' Rating, and was destroyed within 20 seconds of posting.
I have to say that it is quite a startling revelation, nonetheless. No wonder it's classified. (Keep up the good work Admin. I don't think the thread has been spotted by the majority).