What would YOU Do?

G. try to buy the island outright for 25 dollars worth of trinkets and baubles , ie. manhatten island , NY , NY

 

Scenario 4: You are stranded on a deserted island. You have food, water, and shelter. One night you wake up to the sounds of a wild boar ransacking your supplies. Your only weapons are a stick and a pocketknife. Do you:

A: Attack the boar with a stick and knife, hoping to do ample damage for it to give up and retreat.
B: Throw rocks at the boar from a distance, not letting it get close to you and hoping to deter it.
C: Go back to sleep and find more supplies in the morning.
D: Try to distract the boar and move your supplies while it's gone.
E: Other.

 

D.

or if you wish to lead a very short life,

A.

 

B. Making sure I am somewhere the boar cannot easily get at me.

 

Do you have a mountain bike? Apparently they are ideal for pig sticking

 

depends on the size of the boar ,the stick and the knife .allowing the boar to devour your foodstocks would be ill advised but if the boar is of the 500lb class you would be S.O.L. anyway ,throwing rocks from a tree perch would be your only option .and the next days would be spent makeing a boar deadfall or spring trap of some kind .

.here ...piggy ,piggy

 

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Start a cargo cult promising everything to everybody with me as the messager of god ,
judging when they believe strongly enought to be granted the lord's bounties

virgins would be sacrificed using my personal blunt fleshy knife

wrong thinking people would be offered to the volcano god

When rescued I would move to Utah


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E) A) I kill the bore with a knife, pointy stick and my wheelchair in a true John Lock (Lost) style
E) B) Trow rocks at John Locke, hoping he wakes up and kill the bore
E) C) Go back to sleep after i or John Lock killed the bore, more supplies in the morning
E) D) Move the supplies towards a boar trap, learned that from John Lock

As you can see, i want that bore killed. why? i'm lost on an island. Nobody will find me, so what do i care if i live, i might end up nuts and start talking to a football called Wilson, no thanks.

 

Um, Quillin, you are alone on this island and you do not have a wheelchair.

 

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Majorwoody , what is the going price for Manhattan those days ,triklet-wise ??


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No, there are others on the island. Somehow it is only John Lock

 

climbing a tree can be a bad move - wild pigs are known to deliberately uproot trees to get at a tormentor perched in the branches.

 

the kind of tree that would support my fat ass would take a team of large boars 2 weeks to escavate .here in nor cali ,wild pigs are hunted year round and many hunters actually kill the pigs with knives or spears ( with the help of a pack of hounds ,of course }

,jeag , the dutch were said to have puchased manhatan island from the local tribe fo $25 worth of trade goods ...the island was later ceeded to britain as war booty

 

No Quillin, in this particular instance YOU ARE THE ONLY HUMAN ON THE ISLAND!!!!!!

 

WHAT ABOUT THAT ISLAND WHERE THERE ARE beings that are half animal and half human made by a mad scientist ,could we enlist the help of these manimals ? perhaps the half dog ones could be befreinded at least .

 

You just gave me an inspiration for my next scenario!

You are stuck on a remote island where there are a group of half humans, half animals made by a mad scientist and abused by oppressive troops. You find out the troops will execute you if they find you. You happen to have a machete and a fully loaded 9mm pistol with extra ammo. Some of these manimals are intelligent and now you are stuck in a dilemna in which to help them or escape yourself. Do you:

A: Ally with every manimal possible, train them in secret and try to mount an ambush to wipe out the mad scientist and the troops.
B: Send multiple distress signals and hope to attract help before discovery by the troops.
C: Do nothing and try to survive indefinetly.
D: Disguise yourself as one of the troops and try to destroy the base from the inside.
E: Send small groups of manimals to torment the troops and mad scientist to the point where they go insane.
F: Other.

 

F) Wake up and return to reality

 

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And people ask me why I stopped posting!!

 

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Did you?

 

G: get the mad scientist to borrow me his/her manimal-device and turn 91% of the world population into apropiate hybrids.
or
H: insist that Merlin stays and posts, and optionally makes more puns.