A Frenchman became trapped while trying to fish his mobile phone out of the toilet on a high-speed train, forcing firefighters to cut through the U-bend to free him, passengers said. Train toilet drags passenger round the bend - Yahoo! News UK I'm sure he was still suave and aloof about the whole thing...
The French have toilets? When I wen't to France they where just holes in the floor! Ok If you needed to urinate, but if you needed a no.2 you better have a good aim too!
The holes are for tourists. We don't let them use gold toilets and bills as paper. Want more clichés?