Discussion in 'Russian WWII Medals and Awards' started by Class of '42, Apr 12, 2020.
"One more medal comrade Stalin and I won't be able to get out of this chair."
Add Order of Lenin and I'm in plate armor!
Would someone tell me how to unbutton this fricking jacket !
"Comrades, whatever happened to 'redistribution of medal wealth?' I don't think this situation is covered in the latest 5 Year Plan"
I've got to stop eating so much "Cracker Jack",the prizes are getting out of hand.The peanuts are the best part.
"It's a Commie-coated snack!"
"I tell the ladies these medals are made from melted down German tanks..works every time"
"This is just what I wear to bed. You should see my dress uniform."
There is more on the backside girls!
There is a joke Breznev had a chest expansion operation he could have more medals on his chest...
Sorry comrades... new limit...only ten medals per veteran.
Russia puts a limit on military medals
Just a weird twist on "Clapping for Stalin".
The guy on the left seems to have dozed off.
...about five years ago.
Comrades, you must not be so critical for our commissar giving us medals for making our beds.....for most of the war, we didn't sleep in a bed!!!