Discussion in 'Quiz Me!' started by Za Rodinu, Apr 30, 2006.
Whoever comes up with the best caption gets a cookie, redeemable when the Germans win WW2
"Are we sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin"....
"...And that is where babies come from."
"Alright boys, this Hitler dude is musclling in on our territory. Ivan, Igor, go down to the docks and get a few of the guys and go pay him a visit...."
"Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me."
Why are we losing against a tiny little country like Finland ?
"So Zhukov, Yeremenko, and Chuikov walk into a bar....."
" OK guys I´ve decided to start a new career as a priest in Siberia and my train is waiting so I´ll tell you briefly how to run this country..!"
"Gentlemen, I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"
'And now, Comrades, we come to the $65,000 question....'
" So it was YOU who stole my pipe! Now face the consequences!"
"If i have to hold this pose any longer, i will have all your families sent to the Gulags!"
So that's six pints of Bitter, three Guinness, two straight whiskeys and a Lemonade shandy?
“I tell you lads the secret to pulling the ladies is a big bushy moustache.”
"And so my comrades, ask not what your dictator can do for you but what you can do for your dictator."
It was THIS big! I swear! Boy did he put up a fight...I almost got pulled in! That's the last time I go fishing in the Volga.
You guys are terrific! Some of the jokes left me laughing out loud!
We have to have a way to regulate this so I democratically impose the following rules:
- He who puts up the photo will after a reasonable number of days judge the best caption, with or without help!
- The winner will post a new photo or if he chooses pass the right to another member of his choice.
- This winner will the judge the winner and so on ad infinitum or ad nauseam
"Yo, homies! Y'all kin kick it in my pimp ride. But if y'a leave a mark i'm gonna start bustin' caps on your ass...."
When I asked my wife to point out her adulterous lover, she said it was you, but since she did, I know it's everybody but you. You're free to go...back to the front!
"Anybody got a light?
or "Hey guys, check out my new lend lease Zippo!!"