The "Would you have been a Nazi?" test

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi ... 9094199926

 

thats pretty good, it said that I would have probably left the country, which I agree with had I had the financial or personal means to do so.

FNG

 

what are they talking about schnitzel is very good, if it's made right

 

Apparently I would have been a foot soldier...

 

I'm one of the 5% that qualify for the resistance.I answered as honestly as I could.

 

OK,I took the test trying to manipulate the results.I qualify as Adolph Hitler himself.My bad.

 

I got into the resistance too,
says I'm 23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic

 

i'm a swine

18 % brainwashworthy
54 % antitolerant
57 % blind patriotic

 

Sounds like some of the people I work with, and I'm not just talking inmates!!!

I don't want to be in Panzers, though. Those things are bomb magnets!!!

 

Answering honestly, I got what I expected to get:

The Everyday German
Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

 

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well

Is it me or is this test bad?
Honestly, how can you judge someone by 19 questions? I didn't even cheered when my country annexed other countries (in the test off course) and still i'm blindly patriotic.
I had the impression that this test was prejudged, no matter what score, they always kick in the bad things like "your own sick, twisted values". They don't even know what my values are, how can they judge me for that?
Anyway, this Kommandant is back to his school books (exam time for me). but first, 3 cheers for Belgium, may it dominate the world

 

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 72% antitolerant, and 80% blindly patriotic

Looks like I am a Nazi General, ROFL considering the fact I have no leadership skills.
At least it had a picture of Goering I look more like him than what they said I would be.

 

You're even worser then i am

 

Lol it says I am anti-tolerant I would remember that next time they invite me to play floor hockey at the mosque.

Well at least they are right I am blindly patriotic.

 

I got foot soldier.

 

I didn't get anything , I couldnt find it it just said u answered 19 out of 19

 

Then they ask you to give some whacky internet name, your gender, bla bla, just skip it and press the button underneath that all to show your results

 

ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic

 

The Everyday German
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic

I don't know where those 14% of blind patriotism came from, and I am ashamed of every single one of those percentage points.

 

So your not in for a "Hup Hup, Holland, Hup" (Go Go Holland, Go)