Bradley: "Ok you two prima donnas..turnaround..take ten paces..turn and fire..the loser buys the beer".
"who farted"- "it was you" - 'no, whoever smelt it, dealt it".- "hahah.".."no. just be honest.".".one of you has to change your underwear.." -this...gentlemen, is known as occams razor, where the simpler answer is occassionally correct. i am always learning/s
Montgomery"My army is huge" Patton "My army is faster" Bradley " Pikers! my Army Group Is the biggest ever assembled!"
I've never understood that logic. It a case of the person who farted trying to shift blame by saying someone farted and announced that they smelled a fart. To start with my farts smell heavenly, so I don't need to ring the bell. If any of you suffer from substandard farts I suggest you get more Cholula sauce in your diet.
Patton: You know Monty by the time you captured Caen..I was halfway to Berlin..I beat you to Messina too..nay..nay.
Monty: George I'll take my Manchester United vs your Green Bay Packers and we'll see what real football is about...Bradley here can be the ref.
I have never Seen a photo of Monty's HQ vehicle and the Rommel photo but read about it more often. Anybody?