Best pickup lines

I once me a pert lass in Madras
Who had a remarkable ass
Not rounded and pink
as you probably think
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.

 

The best limerick ever!

 

I won't take credit for it though. It appeared in a book by Piers Anthony.

 

No baby, am not carrying a .44 Remington in my belt..I'm just glad to see ya!

 

Ive heard a version that is "Is that a king size mars bar in your pocet or are u just glad to c me"

 

The original was used by Mae West- in the 1930s."Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you glad to see me?..." hahahahah!...
How about the old faithful (but direct!) " Your place or mine?"....

 

Or the old standby - "get you coat luv, you've pulled"
Guarenteed to earn a slap across the face from the lady of your choice