Discussion in 'Free Fire Zone' started by smeghead phpbb3, Jan 27, 2008.
While we are waitin for the next caption-competition-season, heres a practise one or two
The next Olympic sport: Synchronised Tank Driving
while rommel is on vacation ,his italian deputys try out their theory of protecting the infantry from enemy fire by " bunching them together as closley as possible" and sandwiching them between the tanks .
the idea was soon proved to be poorly thought out , at best .
"No-one enjoyed a good game of blind-mans-bluff more than Feldmarschall Erwin Rommel"
This is not your grandfather's Panzer.
(For all those familiar with the range of books for Toddlers)
"This is not mein Panzer, it is too rounded."
Quick the men in the tank is running away, after him!
(Careful he has a tank)
Rommel's son decides to commemorate the 40th anniversary of his Father's death by finally invading Egypt
Afrika Corps reunions often got a little out of hand...
Extreme Stir-Fry, anyone?
These are the children of the survivors which got lost during the final battle of El Alamein, who couldve won the battle there but took a wrong left. They have come back from the desert to win Hitler back N. Africa.
To settle the ancient infantry-vs-artillery dispute a race was held.
Soon the infantry started complaining about unfair advantages though.
lt finklestein usa, was recently arrested in conection to allegations that he left his entire companys m60 tanks ungaurded in the back parking lot of a restricted establishment called "fatimas club a go go ".this area has been posted off limets to all us personal for several weeks and for a number of reasons ,not the least of which, is that it is known to be frequented by off duty AK personel .
sgt mathers , also held on charges , claims lt finklestein "ordered him to leave all the keyes in the ignitions " so the boys wouldnt lose them from their pockets .while engaged in one of the back "pushy pushy " rooms .
madam fatima and several of her " dancers " have been detained for questioning .
the whereabouts of the missing tanks is as of yet , undetermined.