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Discussion in 'Quiz Me!' started by Za Rodinu, Apr 30, 2006.

  1. Poppy

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    Yep, she KNOWS she is a hot nazi vixen. Lacks a whip though.
     
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    "Und here ve haf our latest Zecret Veapon ...... ze Twin 88's!"
     
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    Although Hilda Cohen was lacking all of the required Aryan qualities, for some unknown reason it was overlooked. Several times.
     
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    I don't really think it qualifies as "over" looking something when even Frau Sauerpuss can't raise her gaze as high as the neckline.
     
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    It was a "figure" of speech. ;)
     
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    Sorry, TD. Just couldn't pass that up. Your caption is hilarious. I went to a party once where two women both carried very large caliber weapons. Both wore similar blue dresses with similar flowers strategically mounted between the barrels. Apparently people confused them all night. One was a pale blond Nordic type and the other was an African American woman. It was . . . amazing.
     
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    "You're fit for the Boobwaffe Fraulein!"
     
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    View attachment 18917


    Alfred clearly misunderstood the term "pack mule".

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    When Sgt. Ribaldi told his platoon to haul ass, he didn't expect to be taken literally.
     

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    Two barrel Nebelwerfer. ..Hopefully a screaming mimi, lol.
     
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    urqh Tea drinking surrender monkey

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    The SAS never leave a man behind...As you can see clearly from this newly released file on SAS mission to Argentina during Falklands war...Little is known of the mission to monitor Argentine aircraft movements from the mainland..Although when Private Simms was wounded in a firefight with Argentine special forces...the patrol was able to successfully remove itself from danger area and force march to Chile and over the border to safety. The British never discuss the movement of Special forces but this picture is classic of the men who dare...Private Simms in his Donkey camoflauge was hit in the leg...rear hind...and had to be evacuated immediately...On reaching safety of Chile border..it soon became obvious that Private Simms was too good at infiftration techniques...The donkey was then returned to its meadow and a new search for Private Simms was immediately carried out.
    He was later found disguised as a sheep...By Welsh guardsman SAS operative Corporal Jones 087..Jones...not Jones 923 Jones...

    Mistake rectified the sheep was airlifted to safety with Cpl Jones 087 still hanging on...As the Welsh are known to do.

    The picture is unfortunate as Private Simms at this time was still in the Argentine Meadow..making an ass of himself.

    The Donkey was later made an honourable member of the SAS in Hereford...where on his death many years later, an exceptional curry was made by leading cook Ghurka..Cpl swimballa...military medal..

    Who dares wins...Or whines in Private Simms' case.
     
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    Urgh's German cousin :dance4:
     
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    An obvious one: The Dog of War! - Unleashed.

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    Ive heard of go fetch before but thats ridiculous!
     
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    " Ach so , Helmut, fenn we infade Wales, this is how fe should disguise to ko unheeded".
     
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    urqh Tea drinking surrender monkey

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    No....I don't need a parachute...But I'll have the doggy bag and flippers please...
     
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    The Fuhrerbefehl conscripting Alsatians was often misinterpreted.
     
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    Has anyone heard from my family? ..My wife, she's a bitch...
     
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    Here is a photo of Cpl. Shepherd who was awarded the Iron Cross for extraordinary loyalty under withering enemy fire.
     
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    Pte Woofgang Scmidt on parade...
     
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    As the end of the War approached, the German Army became more and more desperate to find able bodied troops...
     

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