Caption contest!

They promised me a tank...

 

Jimmy Durante's captured snuff spoon is a big hit with the troops.

 

Hans brings new meaning to "sour-Krout!"

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This morning at the Nazi family day, Hans drops his egg..."I want me mum!"

 

Adolf's last honest day's work!

 

And my trench was here....I won a medal here you know...Did I tell you about that....

 

In this photo we see the evidence of German superior organisational skills:

Quality Control UbersturmbannFuhrer Confirms the excellent ditch digging skills of the Fuhrer and Voluntary Slave Worker Number 2567, The direction (North/South) of which is controlled by the Untersturmbannfuhrer responsible for North/South Ditch digging from the Farming department of the Gestapo . By his side, is the Kontrollant for Directional Digging from the Organisation Todt, and the Quality Manager of the same.

Also included in this photo, are the Ditch Cameoflage experts from the Luftwaffe, to ensure that the ditch is not easily discovered by the hated allied bombers, and the prefered Ditch-tool digging suppliers to the LW, to see if there is any warrant for the proposed reduction in size of various ditch digging tools when wielded by expert users. Other various experts and industry representatives watch keenly.

The lack of a dedicated Dirt-Firmness expert (recently "relocated" east) caused a major crisis in this undertaking and the completion of the ditch was only possible by a final "all-in" effort by the entire team, as captured here in this photo.

Furthermore, we see the Admiral responsible for the prevention of ditch erosion by rain water casting his critical eye over the scene, and his aide-de-camp. Present at the scene, but not visible in the photo, is also the entire crew of the Graf Zeppelin; it is hoped, that one day, the Aircraft carrier will be as completed as this ditch.

After finishing the ditch, the Fuhrer was overheard stating "This Ditch will last a thousand years! The Allies have nothing like it. In the west, it only takes 5 people to oversee the digging of a ditch! How can you possibly have a ditch of worthy quality with just 5 overseers?!?"

The Ditch Gap between the Allies and Nazi Germany continues to widen.

 

I'll show you how much sh*t Stalin talks, move over...

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At todays family day little Addie Hitler builds a castle with his friends...

 

Cleaning up after the Mel Brooks Appreciation Society's annual Bonfire.

 

After having chose "Dare", Adolph Hitler was forced to clean out the Elephant cage at the Berlin Zoo.

 

The first shovel on the bridge to Valhalla.

Edit: or Hell.

 

Afterwards, he was heard to complain about Mein Cramp.

 

Fritz Kleinekopf raises his hand in an ill considered effort to offer Der Fuehrer some constructive criticism on his shoveling technique.

 

Try this...

 

You said what about Jesse Owens?

 

Egg shells...

 

good one

 

for some reason I cannot seem to view the picture. can someone repost it?

 

Check your settings Smiles- lighten them up a tad...Maybe cookies?

 

What should I check on my settings?