Caption contest!

It was very, very difficult to pick the best caption, they were all so funny! Yeah, what a bunch of wits! I had to line up all the captions and do an elimination process. After long deliberation, I had to pick only ONE, so I'm choosing Historian's

"So that's six pints of Bitter, three Guinness, two straight whiskeys and a Lemonade shandy?"

So you're next!

 

Gosh! The honour
Right, thinking cap is duly donned.

 

Well?

 

Mea culpa! I completely forgot Za. You know how it is when you're pre-occupied with world domination.
I'll try and get something up soon.

 

I think Za's picture of the elephant dropping catcher would be a good picture to use.

See No 9's posting of "This is no bullsh*t.

 

Tell you what, I'm having trouble finding time to do anything these days. Anyone else fancy taking up the challenge this time round?

 

Back from the dead I hope the newer members flock in!

 

Historian I like your sites

 

Za please be so kind as to explain this photo. Not sure what the large black wooden box is.

 

"The Leftovers in Reichsmarschall Goering's lunch-box were always very popular with the staff"

 

OK, who wants to test drive the new Tiger Maus tank made from non-strategic materials first?

 

“Hands up, who would like too try out the Mk2 mobile sauna”

 

"Any volunteers for the operation sledge-hammer?"

 

"The german attack-tents eventually proved to be a huge failure, despite some initial enthusiasm among the troops, who cherished the idea of attacking comfortably."

 

Maybe here´s a good one for the next question
( I suppose we can go on with the nect pic...)

 

"Heini, you've got the winning lotto ticket!"

 

"Wasn't I telling you we couldn't be able to catch the 3 o'clock Bayreuth express on time?"

 

"Your tests results came back positive your going to be dead before Jun45, bad show old boy."

 

"Its says you're pregnant..."

 

guy next to Himi " whoa what do ya think of the babe's on the Baltic " Himmler " what babe's ? "