"Your research shows that you are in fact a Jew, you will have to pay the GAS bill by yourself" [ 22. November 2006, 04:02 AM: Message edited by: Ironcross ]
" This can´t be true! My pay check is totally wrong. It says I only get paid 3 Reichs Marks for this month..."
"Don't worry Herr Reichsminister, these instructions say that the superglue on your hands is non-toxic." Later
Hess: " Oh no! Did you really have to take those awful 1920´s sunglasses with you?! They make me look horrible sitting next to you! Now I know for sure I´ll never be free man again!"