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Discussion in 'Quiz Me!' started by Za Rodinu, Apr 30, 2006.

  1. T. A. Gardner

    T. A. Gardner Genuine Chief

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    Wow! Your cell phone plan really sucks! You should switch to Vonage!
     
  2. von Poop

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    No, You're not reading it wrong, I really do love you my darling Reichsfuhrer.
     
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    -Herr Reichsarzt did a good job with those tits.
     
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    Ironcross Dishonorably Discharged

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    "Your research shows that you are in fact a Jew, you will have to pay the GAS bill by yourself"

    [ 22. November 2006, 04:02 AM: Message edited by: Ironcross ]
     
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    "Damn, it's been a long time since I've rolled a joint".

    Later
     
  6. Kai-Petri

    Kai-Petri Kenraali

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    " This can´t be true! My pay check is totally wrong. It says I only get paid 3 Reichs Marks for this month..."

    ;)
     
  7. Kai-Petri

    Kai-Petri Kenraali

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    How about this one...

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  8. PzJgr

    PzJgr Drill Instructor

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    While under morphine, "Ah Karin, that's it now just a little lower"
     
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    "Nein! I wanted a spy on Hess! "


    sorry.
     
  10. Richard

    Richard Expert

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    The Lion thinking.............

    Plump and juicy soon have you for lunch you fat pig.
     
  11. T. A. Gardner

    T. A. Gardner Genuine Chief

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    The Paparazzi catch Göring in an unguarded moment with his latest girlfriend.....
     
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    "Stop it, you're smearing my mascara!!!"

    Later
     
  13. Kai-Petri

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    "Yes, you must read at least one page of Mein kampf if you wish to be the propaganda minister!"
     
  14. Stefan

    Stefan Cavalry Rupert

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    Chap at the back:

    'you know I'm not sure you are going bald sir...'
     
  15. Richard

    Richard Expert

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    The man holding the paper. "Sorry but the role of Count Dracula has been taken."
     
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    "Don't worry Herr Reichsminister, these instructions say that the superglue on your hands is non-toxic."

    Later
     
  17. T. A. Gardner

    T. A. Gardner Genuine Chief

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    "Vee don't do dat any more!"


    (line from the movie Dr. Strangelove)
     
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    Göring, in a confused moment thought he was looking at the latest Focke-Wulf design.
     
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    The minister was less than impressed with the new Volkswagen convertible.
     
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    Hess: " Oh no! Did you really have to take those awful 1920´s sunglasses with you?! They make me look horrible sitting next to you! Now I know for sure I´ll never be free man again!"
     

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