Carl over 16.000

Uh, urqh, ....

I thought I was invited....

 

Nope...Im looking at the guest list.....sorry hold on...crackling radio in my ear.....yep militaria room..guy by the name of Carl...no dont see why we need the police....sorry Michelle had to answer that one..

Nope...not on page 2 either girl..hang on....page 3....nope got you down chasing bears in the snow....Its a girly thing or something....

Besides you wouldnt want to see Carl when hes drunk...he gets on table and like all good Texans puts on his own version of a show I believe....but being American...or Texan...I believe there is a difference...rather than down the old whiskey with an e in one go...he does same....but with spaggetti bolanse....Dont ask...but its messy..takes days to get his stetson back on straight.

 

Now that you put it that way....

 

Oh ok. you can come....But you have to have table manners at all times. No drinking other peoples pints when they aint looking, no arm wrestling and no challenging Skipper to a who's the real Frenchman here...him or a proper Canadian.
Its a game that will surely upset him and send him off in a huff to find a tricolour.
So no rude words to the Marseille or whatever it is. You know how he likes to start the evening off with a play of the anthems...

Anyway...its wasnt me who said you cant come....dont tell anyone but it was that Wtid guy...I wanted you there all the time..but the Welsh??? What can you say..

Now then...is there anyone I havent managed to insult yet in this post...

Ahhh...Kai...no he can come we may need him in a professional manner by end of night when I need cutting down...

 

Oh yeah....congragulations Carl...I almost forgot the thread thing....well done old chap.

 

Thank you much LADY and Gents ;-))

Richard, a humador full of Cohibas have now been ordered. Im having them personally rolled by Pepe le Moco himself;-D

Thank you SMLE, Andy-and looking forward to the day you Gents get to this number. By then I ought to have had my 50th Birthday ;-)) Andy, your wish is my command sir-Skipper just posted several more for me.

An
Michelle, thanks for a Duke quote. It's one of my favorites by him. Another favorite but kind of "strong" is: "Im looking at a Tin Star, with a drunk pinned to it."

They could probably easily erase about 3,000 of them due to accidental double-posts and computer messups ;-))

Hi TA, that burger sure looks great. I haven't had one since before my surgery last August. Thine mouth is watering thinking of having one.

Thank you Kai, and thanks for your patience with me in posting many replies that could be all done in one post-but the computer and I can't seem to get it learnt on how to do so---yet ;-))

PS, im getting a whole slew of some great info in and also in the near fture-so so good things are soon to come our way ;-))

Hi Jason, Urgh,

Jason, I THOUGHT Urgh was the dancing girl? Just kidding Mates ;-))

For Michelle again--I used to be on another site and had almost 22,000 postings before that guy decided to pull the plug on it and everyone lost all info there.

I have a friend on another site who is approaching 35,000 posts.

Urgh, you allotted to buy the beer-just make sure at least a 6 pack of them is really Rootbeer ;-))

 

How many keyboards have you worn out? When you go past the 20K mark, you should have that keyboard bronzed!