Favourite movie one liners

Mr Roberts is in my collection, Jack Lemmon was the real star in that film

Fulminate of mercury....BAM

 

She shammy'd up the Dran poope.
Such fartitude.
Good moaning.
Officer Crabtree in 'Allo Allo'

'No he's dickhead I'm fu'kface'
Bruce Willis 'Last Boyscout'

'I thought everyone knew God was a Scotsman
Sean Connery 'A bridge too far

 

It's too bad she won't live but then again who dose, from Blade runner.

Get away from her you Bitch, from ALIENS.

Dodge this, from The Matrix

From TV has to go to The Prisoner - I am not a number

 

"Im no Bricklayer, im just an old country Doctor." Dr. McCoy to Capt. Kirk.

"I don't want to be alone......I never want to be alone again." Corporal Kruger to Sergeant Steiner just after the Soviet Atack on their bunker positions. Movie is: "Cross of Iron."

Sgt. Steiner to Capt. Stransky: "I'll show you................where the Iron Crosses grow."

 

"Never send a human to do a machine´s job"

Agent Smith from Matrix

 

"HALT - who goes there!" George to Bowie's approaching party.

"Shut up George before I shoot you off that wall." Col. Jim Bowie (Richard Widmark) to one of his Texans stationed on top of the entrance gate to The Alamo.

"Cut, Slash and Run." Col. Jim Bowie (Richard Widmark) to Col. Davy Crockett (John Wayne)

 

john mclane How about Yippi-kay-ay, motherfuker [gunshot] movie - die hard 4.0

Gandalf:Now, listen carefully. Lord Denethor is Boromir's father. To give him news of his beloved son's death would be most unwise. And do not mention Frodo, or the Ring. And say nothing of Aragorn either. In fact, it's better if you don't speak at all, Peregrin Took. LOTR return of the king

 

"I have two guns: one for each of you" - Doc Holliday (Tombstone)

'I'm your huckleberry". ...........same movie.

 

Don't bring any bullets back, we have millions of them. Leave them up there, let the Germans take them home.
Flyboys

 

These are from books, hope thats ok.

WHAM!

WHAM!

WHAM!

God was knocking, and he wanted in BAD!
Footfall, Larry Niven and Jerry Pournell.

Felix: "Fleet research thought these things were supply dumps the first time they dropped me; we stepped from the ship straight into six marching rows!"
Armor, Ben Steakly

 

I don't know if this is accurate but here goes

"That is the craziest son of a b.tch......." war spoof 1941.

 

My first post, I had not read all the previous and wanted to avoid naming 'one-liners' that had already been done. Now though...

"dodge this" >>> the matrix
"there is no spoon" >>> the matrix

"thats no moon" >>> star wars
"it's them, blast them" >>> star wars
"It's a trap" >>> return of the Jedi
"my give up" >>> phantom menace
"you were right about one thing, master, the negotiations were short" >>> phantom menace

Two you guys missed from 'MPHG'
"Jesus Christ" and of course "RUN AWAY RUN AWAY".

From the movie "Ghost Busters" after initial blast from Gozar knocks our hero's back too the very edge of the roof...
Winston: "Ray, the next time someone asks you if your a god, you say YES!"

not one liners:
From the movie "Big trouble in Little China" Lo pan interrogating Jack Burton and friend Wang are tied in wheelchairs...
Lo pan: "A young man, a King, a Warrior, is entombed within this old man's crippled body. And all i need Mr Burton is a girl, and my curse will be lifted.
Burton: "and go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave"
Lo pan: "Indeed!"
Burton: "Or check into a psycho ward, whichever comes first!"
Wang: "Jack..."
Burton: "Jack what?, I'm supposed to buy this sh!t? 2000 years and he can't find one broad to fit the bill, come on Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong!"

another MP movie "the restaurant scene"
waiter: "would you care for an after dinner mint, sir?"
Enormously fat and disgusting diner: "No, I couldn't eat another bite"
waiter: "it's just a thin mint, sir".
Enormously fat and disgusting diner: "oh, all right"
Enormously fat and disgusting diner consumes the thin mint.
Enormously fat and disgusting diner explodes!

 

This is the "Mr. Creosote" scene from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life but the dialouge is a bit off.

I did find the opening part of that sequence oddly funny.

Creosote (being fauned over by snooty French waiter explaining the menu): Bucket!
The waiter continues with his explaining the exquisite menu
Creosote: Bucket!
Waiter (snaping fingers): Bucket for miseur!
When the bucket comes Creosote projectile vomits into it and all over the busboy holding it.

While not a line from the movie, John Cleese did say this one after hearing the movie won an award at the Caan Film Festival: "My God! I used to have some respect for those people. We made a movie intended to insult everyone and they gave it an award!"

 

"Welease, Woderwick the wobber and wapist" Monty Python's The Life of Brian.

 

Your right, I've not seen that one for a long, long time.

Lol. I loved that movie! Not as much as the HG of course, but then it's gotta be hard to top that one.
Remember the troll at the bridge?
And the Vorpal bunny?
And the Holy Hand-Grenade?

 

RAF Officer to Capt. Victor "Pug" Henry in one of "The Winds of War" parts: "He's not dead, only slightly wounded."

 

Oddball to Kelly-"I don't know how they work, I just ride 'em!" Regarding the broken down Sherman.

 

Big Joe ot Oddball: "What're you doing?"

Oddball to Big Joe: "Oh im, drinking wine eating some cheese catching some rays you know."

Big Joe to nobody in particular: "Creeps."