formerjughead approaches 1,000 posts!

Killin' me..........I think that I would have reached a thousand posts already if so many hadn't been relegated to the latrine, cooler, edited/ deleted by mods etc. I don't know how many times the word (deleted by moderator) has been deleted from my posts.

I want to thank (in no particular order) :

Slipdigit- for telling me when I've gone to far.
A-58- For being the voice of reason; oddly enough.
urqh- proof that it is sometimes better to be offensive than defensive...peace through superior sarcasm
Brndrt1, Opanapointer, Kai-Petri, Jaeger, Sloniksp, Skipper- Keeping things on track
VonPoop,wtid45- masters of the obscure
C.Evans- In the rare lack of worthy content I can always count on you for an argument.
PzJgr- taking out the trash and I think you know who I mean
Mussolini-always entertaining and thought provoking.
Everyone else- You are what makes this site so enjoyable

And most of all:

Otto- For making all of this possible

 

im in tears...our baby is a man.. phone home your washing is ready..

 

Heh heh, did you hear in the news that a baby was born weighing in at 19 pounds!!! I THINK this was in Singapore???

 

I will congratulate when the time comes!


Almost there....

 

now you reminded me of this one carl..


The Texas Baby



A TEXAN BOUGHT A ROUND OF DRINKS FOR ALL IN THE BAR AND SAID THAT HIS WIFE HAD
JUST PRODUCED "A TYPICAL TEXAS BABY" WEIGHTING 20 POUNDS.

WOW!!! FROM ALL AND CONGRATS.

TWO WEEKS LATER HE RETURNED TO THE BAR AND THE BARTENDER RECOGNIZED HIM
ASKING, "AREN'T YOU THE FATHER OF THE TYPICAL TEXAS BABY THAT WEIGHED 20
POUNDS AT BIRTH? HOW MUCH DOES HE WEIGH NOW?"

ANSWER WAS 10 POUNDS!

WHY!, WHAT HAPPENED?, HE WAS 20 POUNDS? THE PROUD TEXAS FATHER SAID, "JUST HAD
HIM CIRCUMCISED."

 

what... i didnt notice..typical sailor..tell us when you get into harbour mate... what do you do with a drunken sailor. what do you do with a drunken sailor earliii in the mornin... shave im on the belly with a rusty razor. shave im on the belly with a rusty razor... earliii in the mornin.. who hey up she rises. who hey up she rises. who hey up she rises earliii in the mornin... hello sailor..