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Discussion in 'Free Fire Zone' started by scaramouche, Feb 3, 2005.

  1. David.W

    David.W Active Member

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    I can't speak for you, but he ain't no gentleman! :wink: :grin:
    ( Nor a son of mine, after this gross act of betrayal!) :wink: :D
     
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    :grin: :wink:
     
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    lol :p :grin:
     
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    Traitors!! Traitors all! Traitorous scum!!

    :wink: :wink: :D :grin:
     
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    Just because people are siding with your obviously talented son? :grin: :wink: :wink:
     
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    and his obviously long-suffering wife :wink:

    I reckon our wives should start a support group - Women married to men who pun lots' or something. I'm sure we could invent a silly acromyn for that! :grin:
     
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    And now for some bad word-play...


    Bohemian Curry Song
    To be sung to the tune of Bohemian Rapsody (Queen!)

    Naan-aa, just killed a man
    Poppadom against his head
    Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
    Naan-aa, dinner just begun
    But now I'm going to crap it all away.
    Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
    Didn't mean to make you cry,
    Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
    Curry on, Curry on, 'cause nothing really madras.


    Too late, my dinner's gone
    Sends shivers up my spine
    Rectum aching all the time.
    Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
    Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
    This Dopiaza's mild,
    I Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all...

    (Guitar solo)

    I see a little chicken tikka on the side,
    Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh pass the chutney made of mango.
    Vindaloo does nicely
    Very very spicey ME!
    Biryani (Biryani)
    Biryani (Biryani)
    Biryani and a naan,
    (A vindaloo loo looo...)
    I've eaten balti, somebody help me
    He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
    Stand you well back Cause this loo is quarantined.

    Here it comes,
    There it goes,
    technicolor yawn.
    I chunder
    No!
    It's coming up again
    (There he goes) I chunder It's coming up again
    (There he goes) It's coming up again, (Up again)
    Coming up again (up again)
    Here it comes again
    (No no no no no non o no no No)
    On my knees, I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees
    Oh there he goes
    This vindaloo
    Is about to wreck my guts
    Poor me... Poor me... Poor me!

    (Guitar solo)

    So you think you can chunder and still it's alright?
    So you want to eat curry and drink beer all night?
    Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,
    Just had to come out,
    Just had to come right out in here....

    (Guitar solo)

    Korma, saag or bhuna,
    Balti, naan, bhaji.
    Nothing makes a difference
    Nothing makes a difference to me

    (Anyway, my wind blows.)


    [with thanks to my friend Marcus]
     
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    Sad to admit, I spent my lunch break thinking up acronyms. My best one was:

    Females Unfortunately Suffering Spouse Idiocy
     
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    Spouses Natrually Against Forum Users
     
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    i love the queen thing followed with SNAFU. :p
     
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    As I read that parody, I shuddered with every line. However, I have to give it full marks as a brilliant bit of work.

    SNAFU is also rather well done, but Ricky, wasn't that supposed to be Spousal Idiocy?
     
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    Association of Females Vexed by their Husbands' Vile Act of Punning

    Ohh, why didn't I see her do that when I was over there! I would have paid for it! :lol:
     
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    Some quite amusing stuff there - I particularly like the dog-knight & the dragon... :grin:

    Mind you, he does seem unable to draw people with clothes on... :-?
     
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    Such great talent...

    Wasted.

    It's a shame that people who draw that well choose to draw naked female anime orcs, instead of thinking of something new and using their own style. I have to admit that some of the pictures are funny, but the majority is just not worth seeing if you ask me.
     
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    He pissed in the well of Northern Mythology. What a travesty! :x
     
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    Clearly my sense of humour is a lot baser than other members :roll:
     
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    back to the queen song. i suspect that for bohemian rapsody that they used rapports of the luftwaffe. and this is the proove:
    "thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightning"

    yep, queen never sounds the same to me. everytime i hear bohemian rapsody i'm singing about curry and vindaloo. :grin:
     
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    I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

    Support bacteria! They're the only culture some people have.

    Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

    Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "WTF happened?".

    What is the speed of dark?

    Just remember - If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
     
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    According to Terry Pratchett, faster than the speed of light - because dark is always there first! :grin:
     

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