well, TomCat i'm afraid I have to pass on that offer besides, It so happens that I already live in a cooler... It's called Canada.
I THOUGHT I had recognized you as one of the many in the community known as (2179) aka (the Beeville areas Trustee Camp. They have an annoying sign out front that is misspelled. Its supposed to be Trustee Camp-NOT Trusty camp. But that figures out as well, because then Major Jackson (Aka) Major Jackass-was the one in charge of both 2179 as well as Garza Easy.
You wouldn't know how correct you are on the SHlawyer bit. Every correctional institution is full of them. We used to get threatened with lawsuits all the especially after we wrote cases against them because they acted like little children who were not allowed a piece of candy and they threw tantrums.
Avoiding the cooler is as easy as putting on a hat. Just stay away from the forum untill the mod's (usually) have deleted the problem, or the topic isn't on "todays" posts. Works wonders for me.
A charming use of the language that gave the world, shakespere, Dickens...Churchil..Keats the Bronte's..Harry Potter....We called em barrack room lawyer...As im sure you are aware A58 I make a good case for the prosecution....I made a great barrack room lawyer...Just have to learn to run fast when no one takes any notice to it.
You can get anything you want in the cooler, the question is: What are you willing to give up to get it?
ESPECIALLY in Beeville. Those JHLers were a constant pain i the butt till the Warden and the State finally got wise and made their lawsuit restrictions much much tougher. The State finally wisened up to that because the inmates were using the law library computers to look up C.Os addresses. This only happened when a very pretty female CO (and a good friend of mine) was kidnapped and raped by an inmate who had just been released about a week earlier.