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Discussion in 'The Tanks in World War 2 quiz section' started by PanzerMeister, Mar 30, 2005.

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  1. Ricky

    Ricky Well-Known Member

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    Hang on, the Dutch did not attack the French, or surrender to them, but it was something worse than surrendering to them...
    Did they take the French troops prisoner?
     
    Ricky, Jun 13, 2005
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    Not that either.

    Let me give you a very telling hint.
    Who ever mentioned any Dutch soldiers?
     
    Roel, Jun 13, 2005
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    The French troops were ravished by the 'Dutch National Gay Marijuana-Smoking Nudist Association' ?
     
    Skua, Jun 13, 2005
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    The Dutch civilians threw stones at the French?

    The Dutch civilans surrendered to the French?

    (my next guess would have been that the Dutch soldiers had booby-trapped their trenches!)
     
    Ricky, Jun 13, 2005
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    The Dutch soldiers went for a smoke, coffee and pefferjes (no dutch soldiers around, the germans enter the Dutch positions (no rude thoughts) the French arrive and say being good Dutch speakers
    'wij zijn hier'.
    The Germans reply
    'Was?'.
    The French reply with
    'Merde'

    The Dutch finish their smoke break and return only to surrender.
     
    GP, Jun 13, 2005
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    Maybe I should stretch this a bit more, your suggestions are getting more hilarious by the post! :D

    Closest so far was Ricky's third suggestion: :D
     
    Roel, Jun 14, 2005
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    Anti-French slogans painted on the positions?
    With a big bullseye painted on so the Germans knew who to bomb?
    :D
     
    Ricky, Jun 14, 2005
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    Ricky Well-Known Member

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    Ah, I think I may have it.

    The Dutch failed to tell the French where their minefield was, and they walked into it.
     
    Ricky, Jun 15, 2005
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    The Dutch attacked the French for fun :D
     
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    Just tell me if you want me to give you the right answer.
     
    Roel, Jun 16, 2005
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    Assuming that none of our answers hitherto are correct, then yes!
     
    sonofecthelion, Jun 16, 2005
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    Ricky Well-Known Member

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    Yes!
     
    Ricky, Jun 16, 2005
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    Right.

    When the French troops arrived the positions were empty. The Dutch troops had fled even before the Germans appeared over the horizon. Moreover, they had left all their rifles behind, and according the legend the French troops found themselves tripping over them!

    :lol:
     
    Roel, Jun 16, 2005
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    :D

    But who gets to ask the next question?
     
    sonofecthelion, Jun 16, 2005
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    Presumably Roel, as no one got it right.
     
    David.W, Jun 17, 2005
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    Excellent, another Roel question. I wonder if we can solve it in less than three pages! :D
     
    sonofecthelion, Jun 17, 2005
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    Ricky Well-Known Member

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    Ok, since Roel has not posted a new question...

    During the Blitz in London, a female 'artist' performed the 'Dance of the Seven Veils'.
    However, she had to stop performing this rather rude ( ;) ) act.

    Why?
     
    Ricky, Jul 14, 2005
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    The air raid siren went off.
     
    David.W, Jul 14, 2005
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    Ricky Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, badly worded question...

    She had to stop for good, never to perform it again.

    And no, it was not prudish authority banning it!
     
    Ricky, Jul 14, 2005
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    Jack the Ripper made one last victim?
     
    Roel, Jul 14, 2005
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